I'm alive, girl, boners happen. For an older gent like me, it's proof I'm still thinking.
Ok, fine. In my younger days, at the natural hot springs in the mountains near here. Usually one can wait it out - cause hot water eventually softens. But sometimes, before risking heat stroke, one had to 'grin and bare it' and move over to the cold water dunk. Best then to have a oh well attitude.
I don't have the package to stimulate a boner, but I don't wear a bra under my clothes 90% of the time and a lot of the time I don't realize that there are twin peaks forming underneath my already loose-fitting shirt when I'm in the ice cream aisle or some shit because my nipples are already big by default.
I guess I get 'excited' when I see my favorite tubs of ice cream.
Only awkward if there's a big family full of kids in close range.
I bet guys even as adults get a chubby or start to at moments when it's not great for them due.to where they are or whose around.... has to happen! Haha
During a first date slow dance at a wedding reception with a girl I barely knew who asked me to attend because she did not want to show up alone...... later, she handled it for me.
@Eve: I'm sure you have "the package to stimulate a boner"... punny.
When one of my cousin brought over his girlfriend and suddenly I realized the back of my head was between her legs while she sat on the couch and me on the floor. It was duly noted by another guest!
Several years ago, I was in a glass walled office, in an open (low walled cubicle) banking floor.
Everyone could see everyone - even with an office there was no privacy.
This one girl popped into my office. I had been strip clubbing with her and a few others from the office a few times, and she was wild. She came around the side of my desk - with a big naughty smile and started bending down to show me her tits. She then leaned in to put them near my face. I had a meeting to attend immediately - and I had to call to explain I would be a few minutes late. I was too hard to get up and walk through the banking floor with a hard on.
Later she told me that she knew I had a meeting - and she wanted to fuck with me - and see how much control I had. It was embarrassing to say the least.
When I was in middle school the older guys told me that if I jacked off before going to the school dances it would stop me from getting boners when I was dancing close with a girl.
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I'm alive, girl, boners happen. For an older gent like me, it's proof I'm still thinking.
Ok, fine. In my younger days, at the natural hot springs in the mountains near here. Usually one can wait it out - cause hot water eventually softens. But sometimes, before risking heat stroke, one had to 'grin and bare it' and move over to the cold water dunk. Best then to have a oh well attitude.
Love boners!
I guess I get 'excited' when I see my favorite tubs of ice cream.
Only awkward if there's a big family full of kids in close range.
As an adult, it is more of a controlled situation.
Of course it’s always nice to be with someone friendly who likes stimulating us.
Eve that was great thanks for the.giggle
@Eve: I'm sure you have "the package to stimulate a boner"... punny.
Everyone could see everyone - even with an office there was no privacy.
This one girl popped into my office. I had been strip clubbing with her and a few others from the office a few times, and she was wild. She came around the side of my desk - with a big naughty smile and started bending down to show me her tits. She then leaned in to put them near my face. I had a meeting to attend immediately - and I had to call to explain I would be a few minutes late. I was too hard to get up and walk through the banking floor with a hard on.
Later she told me that she knew I had a meeting - and she wanted to fuck with me - and see how much control I had. It was embarrassing to say the least.
Lucky girl!
It didn't work!