How many pimps does it take to delete a profile photo?

And what kind and color of sneakers will he wear while he's practicing his profile photo deletion skills? Deleting profile photos is street, cuz!

Sneakers?

I thought Icey was more the type to wear platform shoes with dead fish in the soles.

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Takes at least 2 - one to change the bulb - and at least one more to be slapping the hoe for the lightbulb going out

Slapping the hoe? Don't you mean stripper hoe?

^ shit - I got distracted and by the time I wrote the comment I forgot the OP was a about a pic and not a bulb 🤪

That's alright - I was more focused on stripper hoes than anything else.

^ well - if you substitute pic for bulb, it would have been a good one 😋

I have a lesbian variant of the joke if you want to hear it.

^ sure - it's Friday

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don’t know, but can I watch?

^ yeh, sure.

I was expecting something a little better but we appreciate the effort 🥴

@Eve - I am liking you more and more all the time.

@Papi - it’s a light bulb joke. What do you expect?

If you want something better, see my drunken female ventriloquist joke in the Boston comedian thread.

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How about this Papi?

Did I ever tell you about the dog I had when I was a kid?

She was born with two vaginas.

I named her snatches.

^ well - at least you're better than Dugan

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Those ventriloquist jokes sure seem to throw everyone off we're not sure where they're coming from 😕😕

Like you lyin loco you kvell on attention you don't care whether it's positive or negative as long as you get attention

Careful, he might throw his yeezy's at you

@Heaving - no authority? But you have a star by your name. I thought that meant that you are a cop or something.

Listen to the guy who can’t figure out how to delete a photo calling things dumb lulz.

@IceyDodo - listen to the guy who likes people sticking tongues up his ass lulz

@Heaving - bitch is a term for a female dog. You are correct, Icey being involved in bestiality is animal abuse.

No, sorry. You'll have to stick to having dogs stick their tongues up your ass. I am not interested.

And you think you're sexy because you can give your "girlfriends" a milk bone to get them to lick your ass.

I have news for you - dogs lick asses all the time.

Lame denial there Icey

RandyAnukam smacking his big lips spewing out racial hatred again. Way to go Clackport/Larry Fisherman/Icey Loco. We know you’re real name is RandyAnukam.

@Meat72 - don't you mean Randy Anukam - Dog Molester?

@IceyDodo - while hating you is common both on and offline, it’s not an attempt to gain approval by anyone.

People hate you because you are a disgusting person.

If you want to change the hatred, start by changing your attitude.

most of us at one time we're icehead's age. we thought we knew everything. we did stupid shit. we said stupid shit.

there would be moments when we would do something in front of a few people several years older than us . faces were made, there would be silence, or the occasional, "goddam you're such a dick" would be said. once these reactions start to pile up sky high the older you get eventually you will say to yourself, "yeah it's me. going to have to tweak myself a bit."

i still to this day don't give a shit generally how people think as doing so would be pointless and add a lot negative drama to life. but during the younger years as you progress in life it would only be human to give a shit a little to acknowledge how you impact shitty reactions towards you by others who "get it."

"most of us at one time we're icehead's age. we thought we knew everything. we did stupid shit. we said stupid shit."

Rat, I don't think anyone should assume they know icey's age. The one thing we can know for sure is the persona is made up, specifically as a troll. His cringey, uncanny-valley impersonation of a young street guy is SO cringey that it almost gets me embarrassed. Certainly the lack of ability to come off genuine, plus the typical "what do young guys like" threads about things like sneakers, could easily all be pulled off by a long-time troll. In fact ,in some ways, it's HARDER for a young guy to pull off a slightly-off uncanny valley caricature of a young guy, than it is for someone older

then in that case:

1. if he's at a young age like i think he is then he still has a chance to change if he wants to

2. if he's older, then hey his choice to be a dick for the remainder of his life. just trying out some constructive criticism for the fella, probably not going to absorb it and self-reflect.

what i do know is this: whoever is masquerading as this iceberg character - well, let me put this out: would anybody on this here sight want to trade places with him?

Homo says what?

I think Icey is trying to tell us that he likes to fuck dogs.