Moaners and Heavy Breathers - Fake or Real?

Bones, can you fake a hard on??? No you really can't fake that... If they have they much going on down there with out being excited, they may want to get that checked...LOL.....

Thanks evilcyn. Was hoping that I might get a response from a dancer.

Wetness doesn't prove that they're aroused, so we shouldn't get too pleased with ourselves. It's an an involuntary physical response. Rape victims get wet.

Of course the joke goes, Q: Why do women fake it? A: They think we care.

I love it when lapdancers moan, sigh and cry convincingly. It really ads to the thrill. However, when they lay it on a little too thick or just fake it very badly, it totally ruins the moment, and I just wish she would drop the act.

They fake it for a couple of reasons-- most guys do care, it's part of the show. How many times have we read here or in the reviews about a dancer that was "in the wrong business" or wasn't enthusiastic enough in her LD technique,etc,etc.

I tend to agree with Chandler's last comment, we only seem to mind the "faking it" when we know about it. The really good ones "fake it" so well that we leave feeling like we did HER a favor. Now that's talent.

Do the math, on a busy night a dancer can end up giving a LOT of dances. If she's there 8 hours and averages 3 per hour that's 24 trips to the LD area and if she's any good, she'll be back there for longer than one 3 minute song per trip. If you happen to be say #22 on the roster of customers, odds are pretty good that whatever reaction you are getting from her is largely "performance art". But that is what we are paying for-- and some do it better than others...

I know a dancer that after about the 3rd dance, she will hump your leg or groin (whichever she finds that is hard) like a dog, and after about 2 minutes her entire body starts to shake as she slows down her humping, and next she quits breathing for about 15 seconds like she is in orgasim as she quietly squeeks out a few moans. It's a great show, I still can't figure out if it is real or not.

I suppose that it mostly acting but I did have one experience that I know was not. In the Crazy Horse Saloon. in Atlanta. About a year or so ago. I opted for a totally nude VIP dance. $40 for the house and $100 for the dancer. Half hour. 20 minutes into the session, she got this weird look on her face. I asked was she OK? She pointed to the big wet spot on my black shorts. She said "I'm sorry but it happens some times." We continued the session and then I went out front and had one for the road. By the time I finished my drink my pants had partially dried. But now I had a 3 inch long white mark right down the front of my pants. WTF. I am the one who is supposed to cum.

I usually can't tell anything. However I do remember one dancer acting a bit strange making some faint noises during the lap dances. Another dancer even asked her if she was ok and she just said a quick yes. Then instead of asking for another dance she kept going for a third dance no charge. I thought she might be enjoying the dance. She was doing a lot of grinding in one spot but I felt good too. Most of the loud moaning I've heard wasn't during a lap dance but dancers playing around while talking to me. It does get other people to look at her when a dancer suddenly starts making a loud moaning sound while you're talking to her sitting at your table.

I really don't care about a dancer moaning or breathing heavy during a lap dance. I just hope she's trying to please me since that is what I'm paying her for. Of course if I enjoy her dance and she is too so much that she wants to do another for free, I'm all for that.

Most girls fake orgasms at some time. Strippers often lie in strip clubs. Using logic, it seems logical that strippers would use fake noises if she thinks that turns on a customer.

Fake 98% of the time, especially by experienced girls - and one will find this out when one of these girls becomes an AFT or friend type with the chick - although they won't necessarily admit it, but they will back it off because by then they know you know its often phoney