Pasco County Report
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Evil Lair
I checked out the Pasco County Highway 19 clubs while I was in the area. The first stop was Allure, which was locked up tight at 3:00 in the afternoon. I then headed north up Highway 19. I didn’t go all the way to Icon because someone (Shadowcat I think) had posted a news story about it burning to the ground a month or so ago. I did go as far north as Lollipops in Hudson, which was also locked up tight. No great loss as that disgusting club is a blight on humanity.
I then headed south again and stopped at The Vue, which was open. No temperature check at the door, but masks were required, and mask wearing was pretty strictly enforced if you weren’t sitting. Apparently they were allowed to open because they serve food, which here consists of a small bag of chips with every drink ordered. It was a lot different from the last time I visited during the day (slow with ugly dancers). This visit it had a good number of customers and dancers, some pretty cute, and some I know where transplants from Allure.
Vanity is a club near the Fairfield Inn that had a different name last time I was in the area. It is open for business and had a nice day shift. Had very nice VIPs from two different dancers, both of whom said they usually dance as Mons Venus in Tampa.
Bare Assets is open, but in a weird kind of way. Apparently they have applied for a restaurant license, but don’t have it yet, so they are open as a liquor store. You can buy airline size bottles of liquor, or bottled beer, but you can’t open or drink them inside. You can take them out to your car and drink them, and then go back inside. Needless to say, this has dramatically affected business, and not it a good way. It was very slow compared to the last time I was there, and compared to The Vue and Vanity, and dancer selection was limited. On the plus side, I had a very nice VIP with a dancer that said she usually works at 2001 in Tampa, and I don’t care what MikeyM says, 2001 always had very good looking dancers every time I visited.
I then headed south again and stopped at The Vue, which was open. No temperature check at the door, but masks were required, and mask wearing was pretty strictly enforced if you weren’t sitting. Apparently they were allowed to open because they serve food, which here consists of a small bag of chips with every drink ordered. It was a lot different from the last time I visited during the day (slow with ugly dancers). This visit it had a good number of customers and dancers, some pretty cute, and some I know where transplants from Allure.
Vanity is a club near the Fairfield Inn that had a different name last time I was in the area. It is open for business and had a nice day shift. Had very nice VIPs from two different dancers, both of whom said they usually dance as Mons Venus in Tampa.
Bare Assets is open, but in a weird kind of way. Apparently they have applied for a restaurant license, but don’t have it yet, so they are open as a liquor store. You can buy airline size bottles of liquor, or bottled beer, but you can’t open or drink them inside. You can take them out to your car and drink them, and then go back inside. Needless to say, this has dramatically affected business, and not it a good way. It was very slow compared to the last time I was there, and compared to The Vue and Vanity, and dancer selection was limited. On the plus side, I had a very nice VIP with a dancer that said she usually works at 2001 in Tampa, and I don’t care what MikeyM says, 2001 always had very good looking dancers every time I visited.
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That Bare Assets setup sounds like a DUI in waiting since you are drinking in your vehicle, moving or not.
Plan to keep an eye on how Covid is doing in the area with regard to opening up more. I'm going through strip club since everything is still closed in the state I live in and a couple of surrounding states I frequent.
Some observations about the OP (original poster):
He stated he went to Vanity and got dances from "two different dancers, both of whom said they usually dance as Mons Venus in Tampa." The quality of Mons dancers has been down this year, especially since the re-opening after Covid-19, but I have a feeling this was ss (stripper shit), or a game that strippers play to extract money from their customers. I would suggest a PL re-read the review from flavored chlorine to know what to expect from a VIP at Vanity. Flavored basically said that the dancer walked out half way through his 30 minute VIP and the manager commandeered his phone- Rob practices that are not tolerated.
Furthermore, the OP suggests that the quality of the dancers at Vanity was better than that at The Vue. The observations seem to vary by two standard deviations. I suggest that rick dugan break the tie and decide if the talent is better at Vanity or The Vue.
Finally, the evil doctor compliments 2001, the notorious rip off clip joint whose modus operandi seems to rob the souls of all guests, dancers, and staff who step foot in their shit hole. At this point, I am thinking this jerk is trying to get a rise out of me. I havent stepped foot in that shit hole for at least a couple years, but I could run down the entertainer roster from A to Z and tell stories of the Robs: 1) Ahja- fake boobs bitch who started mid song of my dance = paid $5 to the bouncer and $30 to her and then she gave me a 1.5 minute air dance, 2) Anais- lousy attitude, foul mouthed ho who cant take no for an answer and doesn't understand that I wouldn't get a dance with her if she paid me, 3) Asia- mav (a customer) did two spaceships with her and proclaimed to everyone, "waste of time, waste of money" and never showed up again. Or tell stories about the staff Calla, Lisa, Morgan, Milo, Shayla creating awful customer service by doing activities like pestering for tips or cutting short my time in VIP when they were not tipped enough extra to what was agreed to with the dancer. Or the bouncers Bull, Mike, Nick, Stacey hitting me up for $5 or more to get a dance and then pestering the dancer when both of her feet were not on the ground. Or the DJs Chris, Hollywood, Shawn making annoying comments saying the customer was broke or broke back for not tipping the cow. Or the dirty looks from the managers Melissa, Phil, Todd when a dancer would sit with me for more than five minutes. The management directive seems to be to tell the dancer just ask for a dance, don't sit with the customer, and upsell the rip off spaceship or other VIP options.
Trump has been the worst president in US history- worse than Carter. At this point, Trump is competing to be the worst world leader of all time. Maybe he can do one redeeming thing in the four years that has caused the US to wane as a world power and use eminent domain to shut down 2001 and erect a monument to honor BLM or possibly make a statue for Arthur McDuffie or Jesse Jackson.
Mike, my Pasco County intel is so old that it's meaningless.