What personal improvement and lifestyle enrichments have you been pursuing?
gammanu95
My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Friday, April 10, 2020 10:38 AM
No beaches and no strip clubs make Gammanu a dull boy. Or, if you like the Simpson's version better: no beaches and no strip clubs make Gammanu go crazy. Both are equally true.
So I'm trying gardening. I can kill anything. Even cacti and air plants have fallen prey to my carelessness and neglect. I once thought about getting a pet rock, but was afraid of killing it, too. So far, so good. I've been harvesting radishes, chives, and green onions. The shallots, fennel and arugula are looking promising. There were other seeds in the packet that have been sprouting into even more edibles and ornamentals. This has attracted planty of rabbits for my dogs to chase. It has been a slaughter. The easter bunny has been ruthlessly murdered several times over. My neighbors' daughters are scarred for life.
I've resumed playing the piano. I learned in grade school and was actually pretty good. I had ready access through college and my early 20s. It's been maybe 20 years since I played, but I ordered an electric piano through amazon. It's a perishable skill, apparently, and will take some work to regain my proficiency.
I've also resumed tossing darts. I bought an electronic dartboard with programs like Cricket, 301, countdowns, count-ups. Another game that I used to play regularly with my drinking buddies in Chicago, for which I lost the skill when I moved to New Orleans where no one played.
I would gladly give it all up for a cold beer, a fat stack of singles, and a giggly, nubile, stranger writhing in my lap.
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