I was at a bar last night and there was an older guy probably in his 70s that had about 5 or 6 hot ladies hanging around him. They all seemed to be fighting over who would buy his next drink. This kept happening all night.
Finally I asked him how he attracted all this attention from so many beautiful women. He said, "I have no idea" as he licked his eyebrows...
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last commentI remember that the 1st time I heard a version of this joke I was so young (11 or so), I didn't get it.
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I don't get it
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please explain this to me
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^Its because his tongue is so long.
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Fun loving ape, you’re playing a dangerous game by mocking the ricks.
Everybody knows that crazy ape is simply describing rickthepangolin. As a pangolin he is nowhere near as badass as me, but he is still a rick and therefore far more badass than you. ROAR!!!
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Yeah fuck you Mackie
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Get your shit together Mackie!
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Sounds lime I need some removable eyebrows
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Lmao! Thanks for explaining this to Mackie. He needs as much help as he can get
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