A Better System

Colorado

Sunday, March 1, 2020 8:58 AM

I was at a bar last night and there was an older guy probably in his 70s that had about 5 or 6 hot ladies hanging around him. They all seemed to be fighting over who would buy his next drink. This kept happening all night. Finally I asked him how he attracted all this attention from so many beautiful women. He said, "I have no idea" as he licked his eyebrows...

10 comments

gSteph
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4 years ago
I remember that the 1st time I heard a version of this joke I was so young (11 or so), I didn't get it.
MackTruck
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4 years ago
I don't get it
MackTruck
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4 years ago
please explain this to me
CC99
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4 years ago
^Its because his tongue is so long.
Fun_Loving_Fella
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4 years ago
Mack, the guy has removable eyebrows. He has a couple different pairs. He licks them when he wants to look like a chemical engineer
rickthelion
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4 years ago
Fun loving ape, you’re playing a dangerous game by mocking the ricks. Everybody knows that crazy ape is simply describing rickthepangolin. As a pangolin he is nowhere near as badass as me, but he is still a rick and therefore far more badass than you. ROAR!!!
MackTruck
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4 years ago
Yeah fuck you Mackie
MackTruck
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4 years ago
Get your shit together Mackie!
48-Cowboy
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4 years ago
Sounds lime I need some removable eyebrows
crazyjoe
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4 years ago
Lmao! Thanks for explaining this to Mackie. He needs as much help as he can get

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