A Better System

3/1/2020 8:58:50 AM

I was at a bar last night and there was an older guy probably in his 70s that had about 5 or 6 hot ladies hanging around him. They all seemed to be fighting over who would buy his next drink. This kept happening all night.

Finally I asked him how he attracted all this attention from so many beautiful women. He said, "I have no idea" as he licked his eyebrows...

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gSteph

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5 years ago

I remember that the 1st time I heard a version of this joke I was so young (11 or so), I didn't get it.

MackTruck

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5 years ago

I don't get it

MackTruck

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5 years ago

please explain this to me

CC99

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5 years ago

^Its because his tongue is so long.

rickthelion

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5 years ago

Fun loving ape, you’re playing a dangerous game by mocking the ricks.

Everybody knows that crazy ape is simply describing rickthepangolin. As a pangolin he is nowhere near as badass as me, but he is still a rick and therefore far more badass than you. ROAR!!!

MackTruck

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5 years ago

Yeah fuck you Mackie

MackTruck

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5 years ago

Get your shit together Mackie!

48-Cowboy

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5 years ago

Sounds lime I need some removable eyebrows