They changed the Vegas motto

Liwet
If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
It used to be "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."

They changed it to "What happens here only happens here."

So dumb; it's like they're saying that illegal shit happens here rather than the experience you have here won't follow you back to your normal life.

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Electronman
5 years ago
Maybe a truth in advertising slogan?

"What happens here costs more than when it happens elsewhere. Suckers!"
azdd
5 years ago
I always modify as follows: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, unless it’s contagious!
Uprightcitizen
5 years ago
It's not like Vegas has a monopoly on degeneracy. Stupid new motto.
Call.Me.Ishmael
5 years ago
That motto could apply to pretty much anywhere.
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