Came across some unusual ITC bathroom action today...

Well sounds like they had a lot of fun 😁

Wow

And the award for 'who feels the most awkward in the men's room?' goes to...

... it's a draw.

Anything is possible - I kinda doubt gay-guys hit strip-clubs that often and get turned-on to where they wanna have sex in the bathroom - I think it may be more-likely they were doing drugs in there or handling some kinda biz they wanted out of view other than having sex.

Hope you used several ass-gaskets on the seat... You would not want to be trying to drop a load when you realize you are sitting in a load left by the previous occupants. :p

Back in the day we were betting the ponies at Rockingham park. After a few beers we hit the head and noticed one bathroom stall had 2 guys in it; facing each other. Next thing we know a cop comes in and kicks open the stall door. One guy fled and the cop chased him. The other guy went to the radiator, fumbled at his blet line and left. We left too, returned and there behind the radiator: 4 grams of almost pure cocaine. Drug deal people, not homos.

Yeah, I have seen (and done) some wild shit in clubs, not just strip clubs, especially back in the 80's / 90's. First thing I thought was drugs (coke, whatever) too. Who knows.... two gay dudes in a strip club? I'm sure there are guys that play on both teams too....

The craziest bathroom drug scene I ever encountered was at the world famous Cubby Bear after some random Cubbies home win. This would have been around 2002. My and my group were already drunk af from the two two-liters of vodka and lemonade we brought with us, plus all the beers we drank during the game. I remember the two bowls of weed I brought disappeared pretty quick, but were replaced by several lines and some joints (I think they were wicky-sticks). It's a small miracle that I sobered up enough to drive by the time the RTA dropped us off at our park-n-ride in Rosemont at 2AM.

No gay sex, despite the north side location, just good times and fond memories.

"Gay sex!" - Sterling Archer

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I'll put my money on drugs. Gay men are allergic to naked women.

Was in Centerfolds JAX a couple of years ago, before the recent remodel. Went to the restroom and could hear two guys in there (muffled talking and banging noises). Since we know Ricky Douchebag lives in JAX, I just figured it was him in there giving head to the bouncer.

^ I'm getting a little skeeved out at all the uber trolls who are having homosexual fantasies about me today. Same profile types too - bunch shitty reviews packed into a short time-frame, angry female posting voices and odd attachments to 1980s cultural references in their avatars.

FLF, I wouldn't want to lead them on.

Back in the early 80’s I would go to Manhattan to hit the night clubs with friends. I saw many drug deals - and many drugs being done in club restrooms. Guys doing lines off toilet seats - and they couldn’t care who saw it.

I saw some homos hiding the salami in the restrooms too. I guess once you snort a few lines in the men’s room - it’s time to engage in risky sex!

My only bathroom oddity was at a Black Club in East St Louis. I walked in on 5 black bouncers all huddled around the damn toilet. They all looked at me and asked if I wanted to join them. As I pulled my pecker out to take a piss, I asked them what I would be joining those fine gentleman in. They said, “Church!” I made the sign off the cross as I pissed. Zipped up and told them to “Carry on! I’m gonna try to watch Black titties bounce on stage!” They said, “ok, but it’s your loss!” ..... homos.

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@funloving. Lol. It was drug use. They basically held up their weed and invited me in. I don’t do weed so I politely tipped my hat to them, so to speak. I thought it was rather polite of them to offer.

There was a story from the weeks following 9/11. Once air travel resumed - there was a high concern on a flight due to two men using the airplane bathroom far too many times.

The obvious concern was terrorism and explosives. However, the travelers were relieved when they learned the two guys were just attempting to have gay sex in the airplane bathroom.