Permanent exhibit level furniture...

Does he spend $$$?

When I lived and SCed in Dallas there was a 50-something y/o white-dude with glasses and a mustache that I would see at Baby Dolls all the time (this was back in the 2000s and I saw him at BDs when I was there October 2018) - he didn't seem to have a lot of $$$ bc I would usually just see him tip on stage a bit and try to get mileage while at the stage

Oh no the guy doesn't spend at all. This club has crazy food deals like $4 for a meal with free soft drink. So potentially this guy could just sleep in his car, shower at a gym or truck stop and then basically live at the club with a $240 a month meal plan.

Oh God I just hope these fucking dancers don’t think I’m this guy when I come in a lot.

I don't go to my local air-dance clubs that often, but there is this one club that I will go to once in a while since it's convenient. I see the same couple of guys there all the friggin' time i go. They're probably retired just like JS69, but they probably don't have nearly the same resources as he does. They are kind of old guys that are not the best dressed or best groomed, but they do tip. The girls kind of treat them like nice old grand-dad type figures - harmless, and good for a few bucks. Dunno if that regular that you see is like that - old looking and harmless, if he's just a pervy PL with money, or something altogether different.

It never crossed my mind that I would hang out in strip clubs all the time after I retired. It would just be too expensive, and I would probably get desensitized to all the nakedness after a while. I don't ever want that to happen!

Was he the club drug dealer?

Lol. Probably the real owner of the joint.

For many years, there was a guy who came to Mitchell Brothers -- this was at its peak, when the girls were positively gorgeous -- every single day. If I remember right, he was homeless or otherwise associated with the homeless community. He evidently came in every day, paid his cover charge, and most just sat a few rows back from the stage. Management was fine with him and some of the girls would sit and chat with him for a little bit, even though he never tipped.

After MBOT was forced to sign the consent decree whose impact basically destroyed the club, over the next couple of years all us MBOT partisans basically moved over to Crazy Horse. As did the gentleman in the above story! I saw him in the club fairly often for a while.

There was another interesting older guy at Crazy Horse. He was there most days, and I noticed he never tipped or did dances, but I'd very often see strippers huddled with him. Apparently, he carved out a role for himself as the strippers' gopher/bitch. Whatever they wanted done -- go get me a sandwich at Subway, give me a massage, grab me a Red Bull -- he'd do. The girls who used him as their servant, paid him back with a little attention & socializing. Everyone seemed very happy with the arrangement. He basically lived there

That's not fair! I'm not in the club all the time. It's closed from 2AM till noon.

You know they do have those work from home positions in some careers, telecommuting.... If I could only remote work from the strip club...
Hmmmm....(Looking at the base of my desk and wondering if I could install casters on my desk)

Eureka!

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