I recently started back at the casino scene. The hard decision is whether or not to
Continue Strip Clubbing as my vice. Seeing beautiful naked women is hard to pass up, but when I can use the same $750 to win $500 each night is a hard choice. Both are a rush, but walking out with an extra $500 is a win win when vices are concerned. I Have asked 2 strippers to join me for a split of my winnings or $300, whichever is more. Not one has accepted. Maybe they don’t believe me. Not sure. Truth is .... I am always good on my word. They can make $300 minimum playing with me. $500 is the minimum that I
Make at the casinos most often ( not always, but 80% of the time). Sometimes I loose $500, but sometimes I win $20,000. I play smart. Video Poker, Black Jack (with card counting), and craps are money makers if you know the odds and play the mathematical odds without fail (no matter what the other players think of you). This offer stands for any stripper on this site. Just saying.
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Nidan111Somewhere in MO.
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last commentSounds to me like the strippers are smarter than you.
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Strippers like fast money. But they like making fast money. If a stripper doesn't know you - and doesn't know your gambling experience - why would she take a chance?
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I would, but I don't know how to play any table games at casinos. Not even poker.
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Waffle: You don't have to know how to play. You just need to look good. youtube.com
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Well, shit. Nevermind then. Count me out. Been feeling like a solid 3.6 these days.
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Waffle: I seem to recall you used to have picture posted here. If I'm recalling that correctly, and your avatar is you, you're not close to 3.6 on your worst day.
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@shadowcat. Lol. That is a given. Hell, if I were smarter than they, then I would probably never step foot into a strip club.
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@cashman. Granted that a guaranteed $300 for some general fun may not be their normal $6000 dance night gain, but it COULD turn into such. The $300 guarantee is basically for them to be fun conversationalist while learning how to play in the casino. Most newbie casino goers just go for fun and loose their money.
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@waffle. You can learn. I can teach. It can be fun.
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So why not keep your $750 bankroll intact and only spend your winnings at the strip club?
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I don't gamble--except for the few times I go bareback with strippers.
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Whatever floats your boat, but I get much more satisfaction from contact sports.
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The odds in Craps are always against you, no matter how large your odds bet gets.
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I have met Waffle and I will swear she is far closer to a 10 then a 3.6. If you count her personality and dance style she is a 10+.
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I’m sure you can get some strippers with the money you offer. It’s just going to require good recruiting.
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Craps is very fun. Lots of action and good banter. Most people have fun. Usually a $200 per 3 hour venture unless a fantastic roller comes up, then it can turn into a couple thousand (i bet conservatively). Black jack is a fairly strong $500 per 8 hr win when I keep my count strong; can be a drudge when other players think they understand the game. I don’t give two shits how they play because nothing other players do will affect my outcome. I play against the dealer, not against nor for the table. Video poker with the correct odds and good play usually nets the biggest wins ( have played 8 times this year with $500 bank roll each time; lost all $500 5 times. Won 3 jackpots other times for $4000, $4000, $20,000). Gambling is a numbers game and you have to have the discipline to leave when you hit your mark, win or loose. Never take more than you can afford to
Loose. NEVER.
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Lose. Never.
You’re welcome. Unless you don’t like loose whores - then you were correct the first time.
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@cashman. Lol
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There is no better casino bet than a pass line/come bet with full odds. They are as close to even odds as is possible in a casino absent a serious card counting ability and not getting caught playing 21. Craps odds apply to all who bet correctly which is far easier than counting cards, changing bets and not getting noticed.
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Gambling is stupid.
Beautiful Women are fantastic.
SJG
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