Does anyone here (besides myself) get drunk and careless at strip clubs? Har har..
Once I thought it would be really funny to pay the dj/manager of a club I was a regular at to play “George Micheal’s- careless whisper” on a certain dancers stage time. After the 4th time the song played with two sets deep, she got extremely pissed. I knew her personally so I felt it was okay to be an asshole in a joking sense. I was wrong.
Another time I sprayed fart spray in the bathroom of a club. I thought this would’ve been funny but it lingered out into the open area. Everyone was extremely pissed and the fact that i was the only dipshit laughing hysterically was a dead giveaway on who did it. I thought for sure I was gonna get my ass beat that night but luckily just got booted.
I’d love to hear stories if anyone has them.

