Pranks in the strip club.
Longislandnightmare
Does anyone here (besides myself) get drunk and careless at strip clubs? Har har..
Once I thought it would be really funny to pay the dj/manager of a club I was a regular at to play “George Micheal’s- careless whisper” on a certain dancers stage time.
After the 4th time the song played with two sets deep, she got extremely pissed. I knew her personally so I felt it was okay to be an asshole in a joking sense. I was wrong.
Another time I sprayed fart spray in the bathroom of a club. I thought this would’ve been funny but it lingered out into the open area. Everyone was extremely pissed and the fact that i was the only dipshit laughing hysterically was a dead giveaway on who did it. I thought for sure I was gonna get my ass beat that night but luckily just got booted.
I’d love to hear stories if anyone has them.
Once I thought it would be really funny to pay the dj/manager of a club I was a regular at to play “George Micheal’s- careless whisper” on a certain dancers stage time.
After the 4th time the song played with two sets deep, she got extremely pissed. I knew her personally so I felt it was okay to be an asshole in a joking sense. I was wrong.
Another time I sprayed fart spray in the bathroom of a club. I thought this would’ve been funny but it lingered out into the open area. Everyone was extremely pissed and the fact that i was the only dipshit laughing hysterically was a dead giveaway on who did it. I thought for sure I was gonna get my ass beat that night but luckily just got booted.
I’d love to hear stories if anyone has them.
19 comments
Good for you sir.
Nothing better than front room make out sessions that lead to TLN!
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 15. The look of horror on her face was awesome. 😈
I may be a douche bag but not the one you’re referring to.
I’m sure I’m not the only guy who thought to use fart spray at a strip club.
When you know the person and start seeing the uncomfortable reaction is priceless.
People who have a penchant for running nasty practical jokes are typically insecure. The jokes are a mechanism through which they fight their feelings of powerlessness. I don't have that problem Long, so I'm not the type to piss in the pool (or troll a website) just to get a reaction. 😉
As I mentioned, When that occurred I was drunk and dumb. Letting all of my true insecurities fly I guess?
As far as trolling any websites are concerned, I don’t get it. Lol
I assumed most people post about strip club experiences. That’s what I’m doing.
I’m not giving anyone shit.
Trying to get reactions? Maybe..
Isn’t that what others are doing when they talk about vip room shenanigans?
Anyway, It doesn’t really matter. Just trying to be light hearted with a post.
^^^ this kind of prank is not funny when Ricky is on the shitter, then its fucking hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
Leaving soap on a rope in the men's room after emptying the hand soap dispensers might not go over too well...
I've don't lots of stupid shit - and lookibg back - it was pretty funny.