I would use the garbage can.
If that doesn't work - then the urinal.
The sink is a last resort - Defcom 4 - level dump.
Shitting in the sink pollutes the sink for other pervs - and they might be less likely to wash their hands. That's bad news in a strip club.
I’m a turtle. I shit where I want to shit. If I’m feeling especially cheeky I call attention to myself by saying “hey ape...my name is rick and I’m taking a shit...yes, I know there is an empty stall but I felt like shitting on the floor...come clean it up or my lion bud will go wildebeest on your ass.”
And the hairless ape cleans it up. Works every time.
Aah...yup
Ricks act and then think later. So yes, the are influenced by Rick Dugan. They believe that they are Dugan.
And due to psychological and medical torture, Dugan believes that he is a Rick. He is not, he is a hairless ape. He is the Last Man.
This is the best information to date as to who and what the Ricks are:
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Only seen this urgency once in my life. A jazz band friend of mine had to take a shit after one of our long jazz concert competitions back in high school. He couldn’t wait for the stalls to open. The only place available was the urinal. I was occupying the stall. I came out of the stall to find him laughing his ass off after he wrapped his turd 💩 nugget with toilet paper and began trying to burn the shit away. Needless to say, he was unsuccessful and the entire Jazz band got our proverbial asses chewed out and shit handed to us the following morning. This dude eventually went on to play for several very famous Bands/Singers. Thus, excellent musician, but shitty sphincter control.
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