I remember about 35 years ago. I was partying with friends in Seal Beach CA. We were all fucked up from booze. We deceided to take a minight swim in the ocean. Only a block away. We all got naked, including a 7 month pregnant girl and a great dane dog. The water was great untill the police showed up. "Everybody out of the water". One guy swam way and showed up back at the house wearing seaweed. I was the first out into the spot lights. Then the rest. The host and Hostess of the party were both postal workers and knew the 2 cops. They confinced them that that the Seal Beach jail wasn't big enough for all 20 of us. They let us go. Fun times...
The good old days...
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He didn't mention getting laid but he thinks it was "fun times". That must bear out a third point ... but I can't figure out what ...
BG: I know that I didn't get laid that night. Way too fucked up.Btw have you ever seen a full grown Great Dane try to hide under a coffee table? There have been a few times in my life that I would have liked to have kicked my ass for getting too drunk and missing out on some pussy. That is why I don't drink in strip clubs now. I save it for later..
:) oh I understand, yes indeedy. I don't even have many memories of the sort you describe; there were a few nights when one or another bunch of folk were doing their thing and I "ended up" near 'bouts to them, and I'm sure they wondered, "What's he doing here? He's not one of the cool kids who is INVITED into this elite circle."
If you'd have been in many parts of Forida the police wouldn't have bothered you at all. My ATF and her friends have beach parties fairly regularly and have been known to drink too much and go skinny dipping - and never had a problem.
I can tell that was before "Jaws" came out. This story bears out 2 points: 1) Live for the moment 2) Knowing the right people can be very helpful at times.