Tonight's the night...
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
...I get back on the horse. Going on a bit of a pub crawl with some of her friends. Probably gonna get wasted. I hope I'm not the one driving.
And for those of you who want to pontificate on how pathetic I am for hanging out with a bunch of professional cocksuckers who all love her at least as much as I do, feel free. At least they don't have to *pretend* to be useful members of society.
And for those of you who want to pontificate on how pathetic I am for hanging out with a bunch of professional cocksuckers who all love her at least as much as I do, feel free. At least they don't have to *pretend* to be useful members of society.
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Arriving at my house my sister and a female friend (both aged 65) were sitting in my kitchen as my friend and I arrived.
I made first name introductions as we cut through into my bedroom. I have a 6 foot shower in the master suite, and we took a shower and did what came naturally.
It was a good night ( we sat on the side porch and smoked some pre-rolled legal joints) and she’s a slim very attractive woman.
But, am I trying to be someone I’m not? I’m somewhere between 45 and 50 years older than last night’s action. I’m surrounded by people who tell me to “date” women closer to my own age. I’m sorry, but I doubt I could get it to twitch for most women over 50, never mind in her 70’s.
So, you’re going out with a bunch of cocksuckers? Will you likely have a good time? There’s your answer.
Tonight is the night
It’s gonna be alright
Weed is fine, but if she started doing cocaine, meth or the Horse, that's where I'd draw the line. I don't need to get involved with some low-life junkie.
...He said that on the occasion of his 91st birthday! 😁
Welcome back GMD.
You should be gawddammed proud! I know I am.
In 2017, I was on a 2-week cruise around Australia with my then 24 year old Sugar Baby. A few days into the cruise we met a group of 3 couples from Sydney on the ship. They were all in their 50's and 60's and the guys were very successful business people. At one point my SB went to the bar to get me and her a drink. While she was away, the oldest guy, with the most money (he owned a winery, for fun) asked me hold old my GF was. He was sitting right next to his wife and the other two couples. I immediately replied that she is 24. There was a second of silence as I maintained eye contact with him... then he smiled, gave me a fist bump and said "You fucking Dawg!". When I got back to my stateroom with my Sugar that night, I fucked her until dawn. That was a good day.
@rick, I'm shocked, I say shocked, at your restraint. That was *almost* a reasonable comment. :)
@gawker, I pray to the gods that I am as lucky as you are when I'm your age. Dude, you rock.
@ATACdawg, I think he was also the one who said, "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
You should also be thanking me for the restraint I showed in letting the last thread die. You convinced yourself that you were a good guy for making your SO lie for you even before you were married. Then you characterized an organization that feeds, clothes and educates 10s of millions of people worldwide every single day, and saves countless lives every year, as "rapey" because of small handful of bad actors. But the icing on the cake was an arrogant belief that a higher power (if it exists) should be answerable to you. It was a masterful exercise in finely aged narcissism. 😉
But drinking with a group of strippers? No static from me on that one. 😀
There's no *making* my wife do anything, rick. Of course, there's no *need* to make her do anything either. Do *you* tell *your* friends you fuck strippers, rick? No? Why not? Maybe because it's none of their business? See, it's the same thing here. It's none of anyone else's business what our business is.
Sorry rick, all the good works in the world don't make up for the covering up of their priesthood's evil. If hiding, protecting, and defending child molesters can't be characterized as "rapey", then I don't know what can. I'll give you feed and cloth, but educate? You mean like, the world was created 6,000 years ago? Evolution is a lie? Homosexuality is unnatural? is that what you call education?
And yes, I *am* arrogant enough to require that a so-called god who says "I love you unconditionally unless you don't love me back, in which case I'll punish you forever" answer to me for his crimes. Just as I would a child beater who claimed to do it out of "love".
ROAR!!!
The Catholics do have a few things wrong, for I have communed with God as a high level rick. I went to the mountain and what did I see but a clawed hand reaching down for me. That is when I realized there is a God and his name is rick. He wears a suit and tells all the angels and djinn that he’s a chemical engineer when he wants to get some.
rickdugan has not yet had his divine encounter because it is reserved for the highest level ricks, like me and the barnacle. But rest assured, if you have to choose between a rick and a tiny-dicked loser you should go with the rick every time!
ROAR!!!
ROAR!!!
That word will rhyme with schmildebeest!
ROAR!!!
Well, maybe the little apelings, for they may grow to embrace the wisdom of the council of ricks. And the hairless ape females can become sexy when they reach a certain age.
But wildebeest and zebras are born sinners! ROAR!!!
But someday he will be walking down a street and hear a word that chills him to the bone. A word that rhymes with schmildebeest.
ROAR!!!
In all your almighty wisdom, I’d like to humbly seek your advice. One time Dugan got angry at me and told me that I was a ladyboy and also I was a part-time dancer who didn’t understand the value of money.
Luckily, none of the rest of hairless apes that I have met up with so far IRL have caught on to the fact that I’m a ladyboy.
Buuut...I don’t want to be found out. How should I go about getting a surgical operation done, when I am only a part time dancer?
Mea culpa. Next time I'll try to keep an open mind and consider all of the possibilities. 😉
SJG
And frankly, I don't *want* to know about a "marriage" that involves repeatedly lying to one's spouse and breaking the allegedly "solemn" vows one presumably took.
Take care, rick.