Are you a cop?
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I visited a new club a few weeks ago (by the way, NOT the one I most recently reviewed). Shortly after entering the club and getting my drink, I walked up to the stage and tipped a cute dancer. When she finished, she immediately came up to me. She chatted with me for a few minutes then left without asking me for a dance. About 10 minutes later, she approached me again -- she still didn't ask me for dance, but said: "Are you a cop...you look like a cop?" Then she left, never to return again.
I thought that was an odd question in a strip club. I have never been asked that question, even in clubs known for offering extras. I have been asked that question on the occasional visit to a MP -- but that is to be expected.
Later in the evening, I had dances with other girls and the dances were in done in a large room lacking any privacy so I don't think any extras were being provided. Was she afraid of a drug bust? I am still somewhat baffled by the question.
I thought that was an odd question in a strip club. I have never been asked that question, even in clubs known for offering extras. I have been asked that question on the occasional visit to a MP -- but that is to be expected.
Later in the evening, I had dances with other girls and the dances were in done in a large room lacking any privacy so I don't think any extras were being provided. Was she afraid of a drug bust? I am still somewhat baffled by the question.
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Just kidding, but back when I was young and fit and had a propensity for short haircuts, a moustache and aviator sunglasses (it was the '80's give me a break) I was regularly assumed to be a cop. The Glock in my shoulder holster didn't help either.
Just kidding.
It was a sig P232 in an ankle holster.
That is, until the most recent raid, when they got shut down for good. But that's a different issue.
Every time I was in there during a Vice visit, all the Vice dudes were self-evident. But I wouldn't have known about dudes who were under-cover on previous visits, and I might have even sat next to one getting an illegal lap dance at some time and never found out. But during an out-and-out ticketing session, the cops were prototypical -- mildly more burly than average, with wider shoulders; wearing classic cop shoes (black oxfords or brown; lace-up); many Mike Ditka haircuts and goatees; strutting walks, fat chests, self-important attitudes.
I know that officers do a difficult job, keeping our streets safer than they would be without cops. But really, why does every single one of them whom I've EVER met have to be such a Gino about it?
The VIP room was closed for 90 minutes. Every dancer and customer back there got cited.30 Minutes after they left, I met Angel. She was cute, petite and friendly. She was wearing a little pink dress. What you would expect a fairy to wear. We talked and then I agreed to do a 2 for $40. We went to the VIP room. Only one other couple in there. She asked "What are your rules?" I replied, "I don't have any. What are yours?" She said "I don't have any either". Do you know what was under that little pink dress? Absoutely nothing but bare pussy. We went through the 2 songs groping each other everywhere. I agreed to another 2 for $40. Her hand went into my pants and she started to give me a bare handed hand job. She continued on song 2 and they I asked if her hand wasn't getting tired. She replied "yes" and then her head went into my lap. She sucked. I blew. No spitting and no tip asked for. All I could think of was the fact that I had just gotten a BBBJ an hour after the vice squad had busted the place.
8 or 9 months ago my former ATF, who had split with her husband and was in the process of getting divorced. (a bitter custody battle over their 2 Yo son). She told me that she suspected a recent customer of being a private detective. He was asking too many really personal questions. She presumed to get the goods on her. Then he asked for a private dance. She agreed but in her words, gave him the worst dance she ever given anyone. All air.
david120 - I've been asked before if I were a COP when visiting strip clubs. COPS don't have any particular looks. I have always believe that if a dancer asks me if I am a COP, she is paranoid of getting busted for doing dirty deeds in the club or heard rumors that the club was being investigated.