Avoiding the invasion in FL

I like what I like. And totally respect that other guys like what they like. No big deal.
I'm going to be bumpin around Miami FLL and Tampa very soon and I don't particularly enjoy the invasion. I have skills to handle it no worries. But what are the top 2 or 3 Hotspots for the hottest white girls. I value looks over extras (again to each their own, right?)

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  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    The invasion?
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    In Miami area you're SOL, perhaps you can find some white girls at Deans Gold in North Miami but no guarantee (and maybe some Eastern Euro) - you can also find a couple at Tootsies in Miami Gardens due to the sheer high # of dancers and Tootsies having a national rep - Scarlett's in Hallandale may also have some - but the white girls will def be a small minority in any SoFlo club. Typical lap-dance price is $25 with Deans being $20 and Scarlett's $35.

    Tampa is not as Latina heavy so you should be able to find some nice looking white girls at Mons and 2001 and Scores.
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    The Tampa clubs have slow dayshifts so better to hit them at night.

    In Miami area Deans and Scarlett's also don't have good dayshifts - Tootsies has a decent dayshift.
  • codemonkey
    6 years ago
    Shrug. Maybe he has something against Cuban dancers? They are plentiful here in FL. Some people don't like them for whatever reason. I tend to like latinas in general, so it's never bothered me.

    If you're just looking for eye candy while you're in Tampa then you go to Mons. I don't know Miami clubs.
  • codemonkey
    6 years ago
    Papi is right about slow day shift in Tampa. Go to Mons Venus at night.
  • gammanu95
    6 years ago
    To avoid Latinas, go Fantasee's on the Beach at Ft. Myers Beach. They've got 99 problems, but the invasion ain't one.
  • Countryman5434
    6 years ago
    Invasion? Fantastic just what this site needs more racism.
  • jackslash
    6 years ago
    I don't particularly enjoy the invasion of TUSCL by idiots.
  • Baller70CA
    6 years ago
    I really appreciate the helpful info especially for the fort Lauderdale and Miami areas.
    Sounds like I'll focus my energy and bankroll in the Tampa area.
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    We need a wall to keep the idiots out, Build a wall #MMGA
    Make Miami Great Again
  • MackTruck
    6 years ago
    Grab Miami by the pussy
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    ^ Grab Miami by the Pooshie ;)
  • Clubber
    6 years ago
    Only thing that bothers me with Latino dancers, those that don't or won't speak english. I know for a fact that some refuse to speak english. THAT bothers me a lot! Those that don't speak english, I would bet they often pass up a great payday. They would with me! Oh well!
  • rickdugan
    6 years ago
    For a while we had a wave of them crash into a few clubs here in Northeast FL. Tbh I'm not fond of them either. Most of them run quick strike hustles that I really don't like and too many of them refuse to learn enough English to converse. I was also dismayed at how many of them didn't understand basic etiquette like not wearing stinky perfume when dealing with a customer base comprised of many married guys.

    Fortunately most of them are gone now. The clubs that experimented with the Cubans suffered when guys started avoiding them and went to other clubs instead. There are just a few Cuban girls left now, spread among multiple clubs, and each one is uber hot, has learned the language and adapted her hustle to local norms. Shit, one of them is making a killing by charging premium money for FS in a club where it is not common. But the rest could not adapt and have moved on to greener pastures.
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    @clubber...
    But you enjoy everything else about the latino dancers?

    I'm not into them at all.

    Just out of curiosity... is LaBare in Miami your go to club?
  • Baller70CA
    6 years ago
    I read reviews that E11even is pricy but seems like it could be an interesting experience more like picking up a girl at a nightclub. Total illusion I know. But appealing
  • Warrior15
    6 years ago
    If you want to go to clubs with all white girls, then go to Detroit.
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    E11even seems to have some variety but it's pricey at $40/dance or 3-for-$100 - it has a nightclub bottle-popping vibe - it's empty on dayshift and usually gets going by midnight
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    ^ I think his best bet for white girls is probably in Deans or in pompano at Solid Gold, BTW I have a review coming up for Cheetah, in WPB I was there Tuesday and there were mostly white dancers Gawker can confirm that.
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    ^ plus that afternoon it was a packed house both bars were SRO at 430 in the afternoon
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    ^ that sucks.
  • skibum609
    6 years ago
    I'll meet you for beers on ten dollar Tuesday on 5/28
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    ^Is that at the Spearmint Rhino you mean ?
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