Medical question

That is all my friend told me.

Light green tint is probably better than dark yellow;)

Google says:

“Yellow or green semen. This could be caused by an infection, jaundice, or the presence of vitamins or medication in the semen.”

Tell your “friend” to go to the nearest urgent care medical facility to have it check or if his primary care physician can see him right away that works too.

Just tell him to be proactive and take care of his health, because if you don’t have your health you can’t enjoy life.

Good luck.

It means you need to cut back on the melon slices in your fruit cup.

Too much green beer on St Patrick's Day.

Your friend is a pussy as long as it isn’t black it’s prolly too small

What does it mean?

You should stop having anal sex with leprechauns.

Seriously, the UTI you mentioned in an earlier thread is getting worse. Did you bother talking to your gynech..err...urologist?

I'm asking for a friend.

Flag, you need to see a doctor, ASAP. Explain your condition when you make the appointment. They should be able to see you soon.

SJG

This is called Mt Dew Dick

Too many lime green jelly beans!! Cut back dude!

Without knowing MORE about the history and symptoms of your Friend, the basic answer is either INFECTION, JAUNDICE (liver/bilirubin issues), VITAMINS or MEDICATIONS. If he is concerned, then he needs to get ASSessed by physician, nurse practitioner or physician ASSisstant.

Damn, my shits are green too.

I mean my friend just told me he has green shits too.

After your visit to Area 51 SC ?

If your shit is green, you have digestion issues I believe. I'm not a doctor though. I'd ask a doctor if the problem lasts longer than a couple days. If a green alien baby comes out, you were abducted and had an alien implant. Examples of green aliens include many democrats. All about going green.

Wait, isn't everybodies...?

You could have a std/sti. Go get checked out

Good to see that TUSCL hasn’t changed. I’d say three things:

1. We all know that “I’m asking for a friend” is code for “I’m asking for myself”. Be brave flagooner. Own your green jizz
2. The only plausible theory, if you actually have green jizz, is that you got drunk on St. Patrick’s day and got it on with the Lucky Charms leprechaun! I hope the leprechaun was a kind an generous lover
3. Having green jizz = not brilliant; posting questions about green jizz = brilliant trolling!

^^^ being a TUSCL member ... PRICELESS!

Call my office. We'll get you in today for an appointment

If it's only green when you LDK I’d avoid wearing your colored corduroys

Take off your sunglasses!

I was told by a doctor once that light green color is only present in pus, which is produced because there is an infection.

It could be the Gatorade.

No really!

I used to drink LOTS of Gatorade - all different flavors (and colors).

I noticed that my urine often had a funny color after a Gatorade binge and my turds looked like Easter eggs!