Medical question

28 comments

• Fun_Loving_Fella

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  5 years ago

  Aliens
• Fun_Loving_Fella

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  5 years ago

  **The responses given are not intended to create, nor create an ongoing duty to respond to questions. The responses do not form an doctor-client relationship, nor are they intended to be anything other than the educated opinion of the author. It should not be relied upon as good advice. The responses given are based upon the limited facts provided by the person asking the question. To the extent additional or different facts exist, the responses might possibly change.
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  That is all my friend told me.
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  Light green tint is probably better than dark yellow;)
• CJKent (Banned)

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  5 years ago

  Google says: “Yellow or green semen. This could be caused by an infection, jaundice, or the presence of vitamins or medication in the semen.” Tell your “friend” to go to the nearest urgent care medical facility to have it check or if his primary care physician can see him right away that works too. Just tell him to be proactive and take care of his health, because if you don’t have your health you can’t enjoy life. Good luck.
• doctorevil

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  5 years ago

  It means you need to cut back on the melon slices in your fruit cup.
• Warrior15

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  5 years ago

  Too much green beer on St Patrick's Day.
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  Your friend is a pussy as long as it isn’t black it’s prolly too small
• RandomMember

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  5 years ago

  What does it mean? You should stop having anal sex with leprechauns. Seriously, the UTI you mentioned in an earlier thread is getting worse. Did you bother talking to your gynech..err...urologist?
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  I'm asking for a friend.
• IceyLoco

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  5 years ago

  Could be an infection of meds
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  Flag, you need to see a doctor, ASAP. Explain your condition when you make the appointment. They should be able to see you soon. SJG
• pistola

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  5 years ago

  This is called Mt Dew Dick
• George123789

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  5 years ago

  Too many lime green jelly beans!! Cut back dude!
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  Without knowing MORE about the history and symptoms of your Friend, the basic answer is either INFECTION, JAUNDICE (liver/bilirubin issues), VITAMINS or MEDICATIONS. If he is concerned, then he needs to get ASSessed by physician, nurse practitioner or physician ASSisstant.
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  Damn, my shits are green too.
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  I mean my friend just told me he has green shits too.
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  After your visit to Area 51 SC ?
• orionsmith

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  5 years ago

  If your shit is green, you have digestion issues I believe. I'm not a doctor though. I'd ask a doctor if the problem lasts longer than a couple days. If a green alien baby comes out, you were abducted and had an alien implant. Examples of green aliens include many democrats. All about going green.
• ime

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  5 years ago

  Wait, isn't everybodies...?
• bang69

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  5 years ago

  You could have a std/sti. Go get checked out
• 4got2wipe

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  5 years ago

  Good to see that TUSCL hasn’t changed. I’d say three things: 1. We all know that “I’m asking for a friend” is code for “I’m asking for myself”. Be brave flagooner. Own your green jizz 2. The only plausible theory, if you actually have green jizz, is that you got drunk on St. Patrick’s day and got it on with the Lucky Charms leprechaun! I hope the leprechaun was a kind an generous lover 2. Having green jizz = not brilliant; posting questions about green jizz = brilliant trolling!
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  ^^^ being a TUSCL member ... PRICELESS!
• aham5

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  5 years ago

  Call my office. We'll get you in today for an appointment
• elmer

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  5 years ago

  If it's only green when you LDK I’d avoid wearing your colored corduroys
• Clubber

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  5 years ago

  Take off your sunglasses!
• FTS

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  5 years ago

  I was told by a doctor once that light green color is only present in pus, which is produced because there is an infection.
• reverendhornibastard

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  5 years ago

  It could be the Gatorade. No really! I used to drink LOTS of Gatorade - all different flavors (and colors). I noticed that my urine often had a funny color after a Gatorade binge and my turds looked like Easter eggs!