Tomi Lahren is a doll. I would do her in a heartbeat. I guess I would marry Oprah. I'd never touch her and cheat on her until she divorced me. But then I would be a rich single guy. I would never say I would kill anyone, but I probably would not shed a tear if someone else killed AOC.
M tomi, f oprah just to say i did it, k aoc - im pretty sure she has rabies so its more like putting her down, the poor thing. Im also pretty sure oprahs smart enough to find a way around paying alimony, like you would just disappear in chicago one night. Tomis also rich and i would thoroughly enjoy making the sex to her regularily.
I'm pretty sure I couldn't stand any non-sexy time with Tomi or Alexandria so I guess I've gotta marry Oprah. I guess I'd fuck Tomi and kill Alex but it's kind of coin flip there.
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I'd marry Oprah (for the money) and fuck Tomi.