VIP ROOM SECRETS REVEALED: LATEST HOT TOPIC!

Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
What do you do when you can’t cum in your pants?

BoringLoser
^ You are an ass hole
11 HOURS AGO
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2 Hours Ago (BoringLoser)
We all know the joys of jizzing inside of our pants, but what about when your dick comes out? Do you just go to town and paint the couch white or are you a little more careful about where you put your gravy?

shadowcat
Atlanta
11 HOURS AGO
Why not just catch it in a napkin and then spread it on the inside of your pants?

Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
11 HOURS AGO
Some hardcore TUSCLers prefer to use a stripper's mouth to keep things tidy

Nashman
9 HOURS AGO
I find a woman's tits to be a perfect spot.

BoringLoser
^ You are an ass hole
2 HOURS AGO
So far I think shadow has the best solution. The other suggestions sound like they come with a vip price tag.

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founder
6 years ago
New rule

If you post VIP threads in the front room area, you will lose your VIP status.

The purpose of the VIP is to share info, without it being searchable.

If you want to read a lot of drivel, get Twitter.
Mate27
6 years ago
Icey’s a dingbat
Lurker_X
6 years ago
Maybe Icey can keep breaking TUSCL protocol, get banned, and buy new memberships again and again under new accounts. It will support the site, and he gets to do as he pleases.
Warrior15
6 years ago
I thought you already banned Icey Loser . He's just mad because no one will talk to him.
twentyfive
6 years ago
He should have been banned a long time ago he does nothing except look for ways to act like a dumbass
flagooner
6 years ago
^ If that got you band there wouldn't be many members left.
Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
He got booted out of VIP (for a while) when founder started a thread stating "If you do X, I'll cancel your VIP". IceyLoco promptly did X.
Icey
6 years ago
Coz we can't have anyone knowing about tricks being worried they can't cum in their pants....
txtittyspice
6 years ago
I thought BoringLoser was supposed to have Icey on ignore? Figured that guy was trolling too, lol
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Sounds like the VIP Room threads are really pathetic, too pathetic to let google find them.

SJG
BoringLoser
6 years ago
I made the mistake of thinking I could give icey a chance
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Hey, Icey is not going to become a PL. So no, he comes across differently.

SJG
founder
6 years ago
SJG, you are a relentless socialist. Taking what you can from our free discussion site and giving nothing in return.
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
^^^^^^^ What sort of a question is that? It is the members who make posts on the discussion board who create value for the site. Without that, the site would atrophy.

Founder, you've been listening to the Right Wing Misogynists.

SJG
Mate27
6 years ago
^^^ Lol!

And don’t forget about his posting threads advertising his ignore list.
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
With the new year, all ignores have been lifted, even for creeps like Meat72

SJG
founder
6 years ago
SJC, you have zero reviews, and you don't pay. Those two things are the value of the site. Discussion board? Yeah, not so much. And I didn't need any right wing mysognist to tell me that. A left wing socialist gave me all that info.

No if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go watch President Trump take a shit on Pelosi's policies while she just has to sit there and watch. #SOTU
Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
SJG said "What sort of a question is that?"

It wasn't a question. Founder made a statement, you fuckwit.
Warrior15
6 years ago
^^ I become a bigger fan of Founder each and every day.
Cashman1234
6 years ago
After reading Founders last post - I like him even more! Lol! He’s right too!
Icey
6 years ago
I think some of you need to realize that not everyone is a PL, people go to clubs for different reasons. Most of what is posted on here is either repulsive, comical or a tragedy
Uprightcitizen
6 years ago
I'm sorry did I hear something??? Oh sorry little man
TheeOSU
6 years ago
^
I think you need to realize that you're playing in someone else's sandbox so you play by his rules.
TheeOSU
6 years ago
My comment was for loco
founder
6 years ago
Icey, are you PL-Shaming the members again?
Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
^^^ It's harder to find posts where he's not telling everyone that they're having fun wrong.
Lurker_X
6 years ago
Iceydoodoo and SJG are examples of people who end up on ignore not just because of what they say, but because they appear in too many threads as a local know-it-all.

Maybe there can be another future enhancement... When you log in, if more than 10 people have ignored you - there is a notification "## formers have you on ignore. You are ranked as the #nth most ignored TUSCL member! "

Maybe, just maybe, it will cause some self reflection... and tame a few of the trolls.
Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
Lurker_X said "Maybe, just maybe, it will cause some self reflection... and tame a few of the trolls."

I think you have a kinder, gentler opinion of people (in general) and trolls (specifically) than I. I believe that most/all of the trolls would see that and (a) not care, (b) treat it like a badge of honor, or (c) take it as a signal to retire their current troll profile and create a new one.

Possibly some combination of all three.
twentyfive
6 years ago
@CMI it’s funny phat boi tries to spin SJG tries to spin, yet they are so irrelevant and haven’t gotten the hint, that most of the VIP members have them on ignore only takes a second to take them off and post this and back on ignore they go, lol.
Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
I'm not under the impression that either are missed at Mensa Society BBQs.
Icey
6 years ago
The fact that you attack me for pointing out the ridiculousness of discussions like not being able to cum in your pants while paying a woman to grind on you, a problem....speaks volumes.

Some of you who are obsessed with rules and moderation should follow basic societal rules and laws.... ya know, infidelity, prostitution, etc
Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
IceyLoco said "The fact that you attack me for pointing out the ridiculousness of discussions like not being able to cum in your pants while paying a woman to grind on you, a problem....speaks volumes." 

Then you should go someplace else, because I have a feeling that those discussions won't stop, regardless of your opinions.

Also, you're not getting dinged now because of your opinions. You're getting dinged because you sharied information from a side of the website that is walled off by design.

Also, if a user chooses to post/comment in the VIP, then no other user should have the ability to subvert that choice via copy-paste. Again, your opinion of the topic or choice is irrelevant.

"Some of you who are obsessed with rules and moderation should follow basic societal rules and laws.... ya know, infidelity, prostitution, etc"

Your early contributions don't track very well to someone who (now) likes to lecture others about basic societal rules and laws:

https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php…

But you were much more disciplined about your "swaggering street thug/pimp" persona back then. Since last June and now, you've magically transformed into a whole new person.

Like a butterfly... that also happens to be a twat.

TL;DR... It's not your sandbox. Suck it up, buttercup.
Icey
6 years ago
This is a site for strip club convos. Not a site for prostitution. Maybe you guys are on the wrong site.

Im the same person. I address the topics as they are. My views are more popular among strippers and hoes than yours are.
Icey
6 years ago
It really doesn't matter what I say though, you'll attack me regardless. But I know a lot more about clubs and hoes than you
txtittyspice
6 years ago
“My views are more popular among strippers and hoes than yours are.”

Yep, just ask nicespice and Blondbombshell! The two most active females on this board.
Lurker_X
6 years ago
Discussion of the amount of "mileage" available in clubs certainly dates back to 1995 or earlier, when I first started reading the old USENET forum alt.sex.strip-clubs. The precedent was established long before Icey decided to bestow his wisdom to mongers.
Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
IceyLoco said "This is a site for strip club convos. Not a site for prostitution. Maybe you guys are on the wrong site."

If founder doesn't like the content of the conversations here, then he can let us know. You don't get to define what aspects of strip clubbing gets talked about here. The regular users do that (partly) and founder does (ultimately). Because it's his sandbox.

Also, if you're going to take such a narrow view of acceptable content, then stop posting about your A/B testing of 'Plenty of Fish' and 'What's your Price'. Woefully off topic; you should know better.

"Im the same person."

I agree that you're the same person, it's just that you got lazy about your pimp act.

"I address the topics as they are."

So?

"My views are more popular among strippers and hoes than yours are."

Based on what reliable metric aside from the manufacturered reality in your head? Also, don't know if you've noticed, but stripper buy-in really isn't a driving force here.

"But I know a lot more about clubs and hoes than you"

You don't even know how to play a fake person in text reliably. So, you're argument lacks conviction.

But hey, maybe it's us who have it all wrong. In that case, it's obvious that your many talents are wasted on us lowly PLs. Perhaps you should take your vast wisdom elsewhere.

Anyone who wasn't a troll would have done so a long time ago.
Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
Also...

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Icey
6 years ago
No, the old trick clique doesn't define what gets talked about no matter how much you troll harass and bully people on here.
founder
6 years ago
Icey, are you going to be in Vegas this weekend?
Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
lol
SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
"I don't do P4P. I'm just saying the direct route seems the best. Not worth the hassle of approaching it like dating. But you have an interesting perspective."

"financial exchange is gonna be the driving force for her"

"That's why the men on this site in general are so bitter...All they have going for them is finding women desperate enough to sleep with them for money."

"And I agree, its really weird that she would cut off the $$$."

"Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand."

^ TUSCL quotes by IceyLoco (aka the hypocritical trick bitch).

LMAO that "he" calls others tricks.
Lurker_X
6 years ago
Sounds like IceyDooDoo's "dating" still involves a lot of support and favors. If he would fess up more readily to what it really costs to "date" a stripper, he might realize he has more in common with PLs and the OTC gaming.
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
One can be giving a girl money, but still not be treating her like a prostitute. Wives usually get money, so do GF's of rich guys.

In most countries other than the US, well off guys keep mistresses.

SJG
SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
^ And @san_jose_creep let's not forget the married guys and recently divorced ones that pay AMP whores just to kiss them and to pretend they are his GF.
MrPersianality
6 years ago
I only have two questions:

Is "What do you do when you can’t cum in your pants?" a real topic in the VIP Room?

What planet do you live on to equate giving your significant other money and supporting them with paying a prostitute?
Rxeza
6 years ago
Great motive to encourage contributions to the site! So we can talk about cumming in our pants with red state rejects!
Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
Both MrPersianality and Rxeza created their accounts in Oct. 2018. Neither have posted a topic, comment, or review until today. Both seem to have similar axes to grind.

Looks like someone is activating their backup trolls...
Rxeza
6 years ago
CallMeIshmael, I think the real problem is yours.

However, if "What do you do when you can’t cum in your pants?" is a real topic, and you accuse anyone of questioning it of being a "troll." I think you need serious help. In most social circles, that's not a topic of discussion nor something to brag about.
Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
^^^ Thank you for rushing back to validate my initial theory.
SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
LDK/CIP has been a topic of discussion here for years. It's been going on since the dawn of strip clubs. There's a reason it's in the TUSCL glossary.

To obsess about it is clearly a sign of someone out of touch with the reality of clubbing or someone just trying to troll.
Rxeza
6 years ago
My deepest apologies dear sir. In my years of strip clubbing I've never kept a glossary nor have I ever gone to a strip club so that I can cum in my pants. Is there also a secret VIP handshake? Or do I have to be a VIP member to learn about that?
Rxeza
6 years ago
My deepest apologies dear sir. In my years of strip clubbing I've never kept a glossary nor have I ever gone to a strip club so that I can cum in my pants. Is there also a secret VIP handshake? Or do I have to be a VIP member to learn about that?
Rxeza
6 years ago
My deepest apologies dear sir. In my years of strip clubbing I've never kept a glossary nor have I ever gone to a strip club so that I can cum in my pants. Is there also a secret VIP handshake? Or do I have to be a VIP member to learn about that?
rickdugan
6 years ago
Icey comes across as a newbie p/t dancer who hasn't truly figured out how many clubs and dancers survive out there. She obviously still believes that she's selling the fantasy. ;)

So let me help you pop tart. Yes, there are club where girls can do just fine for an extended time by keeping it clean and without serious hustles. But those are few and far between and most are located in major cities with a shit ton of tourist traffic. In the wide expanse that is the rest of this country, the serious spenders in many clubs are seeking out more and tusclers are fairly representative of these types of guys.

The girls eventually figure out this dynamic and adapt by either meeting that demand or learning to hustle around it by being fun, deceptive or both. Girls who cannot adapt, one way or the other, learn to be satisfied with more modest earnings or drop out of the scene altogether. Or, if they are hot enough and mobile, they move to one of the aforementioned major city tourist traps and earn from stage tips and the random LDs. And even in those major city tourist traps,you'll find girls who succumb to big money temptation to do OTC.

This one was free Icey, but I'll have to send you a tuition bill for the next one. ;)
SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
@Rxeza you really need to up your troll game. Your faux naivete is apparent as a passive aggressive troll.
Icey
6 years ago
Rick you're a fucking idiot. Most of you on here bitch about how hard it is to find hoes in clubs willing to prostitute themselves to you. So don't act like every dancer is a hoe or like prostitution is what makes strip clubs function.

Tricks are the bottom of the strip club totem pole.
SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
"I don't do P4P. I'm just saying the direct route seems the best. Not worth the hassle of approaching it like dating. But you have an interesting perspective."

"financial exchange is gonna be the driving force for her"

"That's why the men on this site in general are so bitter...All they have going for them is finding women desperate enough to sleep with them for money."

"And I agree, its really weird that she would cut off the $$$."

"Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand."

^ TUSCL quotes by IceyLoco (aka the hypocritical trick bitch).

LMAO that "he" calls others tricks.
Rxeza
6 years ago
@Sirlapdancealot, we can agree to disagree on what amounts to trolling. You're the one copying and pasting drivel and making ad hominem attacks against anyone who doesn't agree with you.

@RickDuga, You're trying to shame someone for not seeking out prostitutes or the sleaziest strip clubs(ie the types that get raided and shut down)?
SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
@Rxeza you may want to read my copy/paste posts more clearly. They highlight IceyLoco's hypocrisy with his own words and have nothing to do with me agreeing with "him" or not. It's clear you can't read what I wrote and used a strawman argument to justify me being a "troll".

But keep trying, troll. Of course you'll never openly admit that you're one but your posts and lack of real contributions to TUSCL are self evident in your lack of reviews and continual false accusations of trolling in others and your obsession with judging others having fun their way in a strip club.

As stated, you really need to up your troll game.
Rxeza
6 years ago
@Sirlapdancealot You're denying that you are copying and pasting drivel under other members' posts for the sole purpose of antagonizing them and attempting to demean them in an attempt to lessen their veracity because you disagree with them? You do this because you can't argue their points. That is trolling.
SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
@Rxeza as you stated, we can agree to disagree as to the nature of my posts.

It seems you have the intent to antagonize me by continuing to have your own opinion as to my post intentions which ironically is trolling me...the very thing you are accusing me of doing.
Rxeza
6 years ago
@Sirlapdancealot, you're bad at semantic games. Why do you incessantly troll the threads instead of posting viable replies? Are you so dense that you can't fathom another's ideas? Its a sign of below average intelligence.
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Strip Clubs are great, and they cost money. But this still does not mean that you have to take what is offered at face value. What makes the club great is the beautiful women, not the offering of "dances".

SJG

Conscious Love with Richard Smoley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3VktF4e…

Mexico City
http://doxyspotting.com/yellow-dress/

http://doxyspotting.com/?p=146666

http://doxyspotting.com/?p=112666

http://doxyspotting.com/?p=141203

Ninos Heros seems to be the main street hooker place in Mexico City
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ni%C3%…

Calzada de Tlalpan ( its West side ) and then from Viaducto Piedad going South to Napolean.

So let me see what I can find in street view:

In red dress:
https://www.google.com/maps/@19.3981727,…

another in red dress:
https://www.google.com/maps/@19.3980731,…

Notice their rubber tired public transit train, running down the center of:
Calzada de Tlalpan

https://www.google.com/maps/@19.3897964,…

Black Mini Dress
https://www.google.com/maps/@19.3895654,…

Hotel
https://www.google.com/maps/@19.3882771,…

Red Dress in front of small hotel
https://www.google.com/maps/@19.3853347,…

Giant Size PEMEX station
https://www.google.com/maps/@19.3841061,…

Starting over at the Northern Boundary, as I am seeing it.
https://www.google.com/maps/@19.403126,-…

Diverting Right Down Calle Segovia, not disapointed
https://www.google.com/maps/@19.3999486,…

Certainly not
https://www.google.com/maps/@19.3999888,…

back to going South on the East side of Calzada de Tlalpan

Little bit further South than Napoleon

Lots of Hotels on this East side of Calzada de Tlalpan

at Napoleon
http://doxyspotting.com/?p=149332


http://doxyspotting.com/?p=146666

Remember this awesome find? I think the effect is mainly in how she is dressed.
http://doxyspotting.com/?p=129645

Yes, seems to be this corner:
https://www.google.com/maps/@19.4312328,…

Intersection of San Simon and Limon, next to a park, close to Catholic Church.

Close to their international airport

Yes, so she is about 600ft West of H. Congresso de La Union, its west side, San Simon and Limon, adjacent to a park, close to a Catholic Church, Paroquia de la Santa Cruz y Nuestra....

Parroquia de la Santa Cruz y Nuestra Señora de la Soledad

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Parroq…

Yes, here, found her anew from the world map!
http://doxyspotting.com/?p=129645

Second Pic
http://doxyspotting.com/?p=129641



Poetry Slam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k8qf5FZ…

More Poetry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ--Nr0_…

Howl, Ginsberg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-P2fILs…
nicespice
6 years ago
“But those are few and far between and most are located in major cities with a shit ton of tourist traffic.”

Dugan’s entire post was on point here.

I’d also like the add the strategy of being a non stop club hopper and grabbing new girl money to get out of doing extras (like blahblahblah23)
SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
@Rxeza LMAO you are bad at semantic games AND your passive-aggressive trolling.

And you're so dense that you don't see your own trolling AND you believe that others can't see it.
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
In our local clubs, softer core because they are no touching, those who stay in long term are either:

1. In serious relationship, and planing their retirement.

2. Committed to staying in as long as possible and doing all the OTC they can get.

And in our underground circuit, something where the money is less and the stability of a club is low, all the girls do OTC.

But as far as "hustling", having some kind of a con, this is not always so. Especially with the ones I call, "The Beloved Latina Escorts", they are totally straight. They make a guy feel like he is in heaven, and they really deliver. No rationing of the GFE. They give it out because the love it too.

We have had some like that come from San Francisco. They are just naturally a fully intense GFE. Just have to make it happen outside the club though.

SJG

Rebels: A Journey Underground #1 - Society's Shadow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjsziYpd…
rickdugan
6 years ago
No Rx, I am calling out a moron for making goofy comments which reflect a fundamental lack of understanding about how these places work. Simply put, you'll be hard pressed to find a regular strip club customer that isn't trying to fuck the object of his affection. When someone keeps coming on here suggesting otherwise, then that person looks foolish. The only real variable is how each girl handles that reality. Some give it up, some successfully hustle around it and some do neither. But to come on here spouting nonsense about her or his view of what club customers want just makes Icey look like a goofy troll.
Rxeza
6 years ago
The majority of dancers do not resort to prostitution. Sure men want to fuck dancers, doesn't mean they can or that dancers are generally prostitutes.The fact that so many on here mention the difficulty of attaining extras, including you, speaks for itself. I'm not sure why this fact makes you so animated.
Rxeza
6 years ago
Perhaps you'd be better off in threads talking about cumming in your pants or the inability to do so.
rickdugan
6 years ago
rx posted: "The majority of dancers do not resort to prostitution."

Really Rx? Did you conduct a poll? Are you relying on your vast experiences with strippers from across the country in providing that well educated opinion? Or, as is most likely, did you just pull that out of your ass? ;)

Now I kinda' agree with this on a nationwide basis when you include the big city tourist traps and/or short-term strippers who jump in for a few months and quickly burn out. But there are plenty of girls out there who eventually succumb to the temptation to take the cash and many more who do "lesser" things like try to make guys splooge in their pants or give them HJs.

But again, I've agreed time and again that some dancers find ways to work around customers' natural desires. What I continue to call out is Icey's silly notion that customers who spend lots of money in clubs are generally content with PG-13 results, which is simply not true in many cases. And if some girls didn't eventually deliver, I can guarantee that there would be a lot less money walking into a number of these clubs on a weekly basis.

Oh, and if I have to respond to another "all dancers are not prostitutes comment" when I never said otherwise, I'm going to send you a tuition bill too. ;)
SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
Perhaps Rxeza is better off in threads about "talking out of one's ass".

Or actually share what and where "his" supposed clubs are where the majority of said dancers aren't peddling extras and there's no LDKs going on the private dance rooms.
Rxeza
6 years ago
RickDugan, you're back peddling. So now you're basically saying that dancers in small clubs in sparsely populated areas generally resort to prostitution because that's what the yokels want. If she does not concur she doesn't stand to make as much money. Where as in a larger city or club with enough customer traffic, she is not forced to make said decision. Which basically proves my point.

Sirlapdancealot, I take it you've never lived in a major city.
SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
@Rxeza I take it you can't really name the city and club to back your points.

And you're deflecting because you know you're just talking out of your ass.
rickdugan
6 years ago
Rx, you believe I'm back peddling either because you're being intentionally stupid for trolling purposes, your reading comprehension is shit or you really don't understand the the breakdown of so-called bug city tourist traps to other clubs in the U.S.

If it's one of the first two then i'm just spinning my wheels. if it is the third, then understand that there are probably less than 120 clubs out of well over 2,000 nationwide qualify as big city tourist traps and, even in those clubs (why do I have to keep repeating the same shit over and over?), a certain % of the girls (not all - yet another repeat) will succumb to temptation. Now go back up and apply that to what I said before - very slowly if you need to- and, if you're not just trolling, then maybe the conversation will stop being circular. ;)
SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
@Rxeza BTW in my past experience here are the cities and clubs where for sure you can get LDKs and most of the time extras:

San Francisco - Deja Vu, MBOT, the New Century Theatre

Phoenix - the Blue Moon Lounge, Christie's Tempe, Bourbon Street Circus, HiLiter

Portland - the Golden Dragon, Dolphin II, Sunset Strip, Club Rouge, Club SinRock, Columbia Strip, Club Skinn, Mystic, Club 205, Stars Cabaret Bridgeport, Tommy's Too, the Dream On Saloon, DV8, Rose City Strip

Seattle - Deja Vu
Rxeza
6 years ago
@SirLapdancealot. So if I name a non extras club you will admit that I am right? Treasures in Las Vegas is a not an extras club. I win.
Rxeza
6 years ago
You can cum in your pants anywhere. Not just at the clubs you mention. But if all it takes is four minutes of a girl grinding on your lap. I wouldn't be bragging about it if I were you.
SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
@Rxeza It's funny that you assume but I wasn't bragging and I also said at over half those places that you can get extras or set up OTC.

And it's even funnier that you still can name a city and actual club to back your claims. I wouldn't be trying to make a point if I were you.
SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
Wow you name one club and claim a win. Clearly you need to visit more clubs beyond Treasures in Vegas.
Rxeza
6 years ago
@Sirlapdancealot. Are you mentally disabled? If you are, I apologize for responding to your arguments. Do you have a drinking problem? Or are you really that stupid, that you assume since I mention one club I have only been to one club? Or is it just really bad trolling?

So you admit that even by your dismal estimates, half of the clubs and half of the dancers you frequent do not partake in prostitution. So you basically argue just for the sake of arguing.
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