How to make my husband's experience great...

Oh Lord, get a couple drinks in me and I just might day that

Would you be my WIFE?

Congratulations to your husband. I hope he appreciates you. A LOT.

I recommend you going to tip the rail so that they know that you’re there to have a good time as well and no just as a chaperone. When they come to dance for your tip, just tell them what you have in mind.

As long as you make it clear that you’re there for fun too, any professional dancer will see that as an opportunity to make money rather than a situation to avoid due to drama.

1. Troll

2. "So my husband and I have never been to a strip club before, neither alone nor together. " If this isn't a troll post... do you really believe he has never been to a SC?

Okay well I'll rephrase then.... he has not been to a sc THAT I AM AWARE OF. We got together when we were 19 and 20 so we didn't have much adult life before eachother. I wish he had been tbh. It would probably calm my nerves a bit. Not sure why I'm defending myself to you though? Thanks for your opinion

I agree with you SanAntonio_LDK...

I think that making it clear that I'm not there to babysit him is going to help a lot. I'm definitely hoping we can have a good time. But hey, we can always go again sometime.

I agree with SanAntonio_LDK too. The key to making this happen is that you have to be the one to approach the dancer. Tell her what you told us. Good luck!

It may be a troll post. But someone may have the question.

"I recommend you going to tip the rail" We don't have them in NJ.

What club will you go to? if you go to a nude club, sit at the stage and tip the dancer. Talk to her and tell her what you want. Come right out and say it. if you don't sit stage side, wave to the one you like or ask the bartender to tell the dancer to come over.

if you go to a bikini bar, have a tip obviously in your hand when she comes around to collect tips after her stage set. Tell her what you want.

Something that would make your husband's experience memorable is letting him watch a stripper give you an anal fisting.

Is it really hard to believe that a wife wants to go a sc with her husband? And what exactly do you call a troll? Is that someone asking a fake question? Idk...

Anyway, Im not sure which one yet. I have been looking around online at reviews. We will be in Red Bank so something near there hopefully.... Any suggestions?

Guess I should bring lots of lube than. Thanks for the advice sunshine!

Yeesh Flagooner.

Please ignore the hate, Nikki. While Flagooner's comment is more extreme than I typically see here, there's always a bit of drama on here but in my experience if you hang tough they stop jerking you around pretty quick. Hope you get some good advice.

Theres a bitch in every bunch isnt there...

I'm just like damn, tryna get some advice to show my husband a good time and Señor douche-nozzle just cant help himself.

Oh well. I appreciate your kind words. Thank you

What most have said about be upfront with the dancers you want to come over is the best approach. I would research clubs in your area that allow for the most fun if you haven't done so already.

Have fun and I hope your husband enjoys his night and appreciates you.

Hmm...

On one hand, I think flag’s reasoning that this a troll is solid. Especially with the screename and avatar.

On the other hand, “Señor douche-nozzle” is one of the more fun insults out there. Smash that like button!

So, the OP jumped through the hoop to get verified, get temporary access to the VIP forum, and posted on a topic that isn't all that unusual or trollish.

If this is a troll, then she sucks at trolling. Because typically people troll to be disruptive. This doesn't feel like that.

Gotta admit “Señor douche-nozzle” was well played.

You gotta hangs your pic back flag. This one advertises that you have no credibility too much

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I say troll. Hasn’t ever been to a strip club but is well versed in what goes on there and the lingo. That doesn’t just come from reading reviews. On the chance you’re not a troll, go to some of the more mainstream couple friendly clubs in MD. Penthouse, Ritz, Millstream and see if you like those.

@ BoringLoser Was that a comment to me? If so, or even if it wasn't, I don't understand what you are getting at.

Oh I had a typo. @flag change your picture back. The old one was better.

I think I'll decide what I use as my avatar, thank you.

I haven't had the conundrum you face but I think being upfront with the dancer you like and saying you want to have fun, you want to see your husband experience the best SC that he can and you think she can help you do that for him would be a start. If she says no, move on.

"Gotta admit “Señor douche-nozzle” was well played."

Thanks for being the inspiration flagooner. And thanks for the tip about getting anal fisted. I found out I can but a 55 gallon drum of lube on Amaz. That should be enough right?

"I say troll. Hasn’t ever been to a strip club but is well versed in what goes on there and the lingo. That doesn’t just come from reading reviews."

I have seen enough videos to have a pretty good idea of what goes on there and as far as the "lingo" , I learned most of it from the glossary on here.

"On the chance you’re not a troll, go to some of the more mainstream couple friendly clubs in MD."

The Eastern Shore has literally no clubs other than a few pastie joints in upper Delaware. I would definitely have to go to Bmore or DC for that. I'm for sure up for trying that but was just looking at NJ since we will be up there for a night.

I've talked to someone on here who is suggesting I go to club XXXV or Visions. He is from NJ and knows the area well. I have done nothing more than just drive through Jersey so I'm grateful to get pointed in the right direction.

"So, the OP jumped through the hoop to get verified, get temporary access to the VIP forum, and posted on a topic that isn't all that unusual or trollish.

If this is a troll, then she sucks at trolling. Because typically people troll to be disruptive. This doesn't feel like that."

I get why this could appear to be a troll. That was of the reasons I got verified. And no I totally dont want to be disruptive just like I don't want to be in the sc. I don't want to hang back and look like I'm not there for a good time but I also dont want to be like "Hey! Can my husband put his thumb up your butt while you blow him?" either. A lot of posts I read said you get a lot more by being respectful so I for sure want to be. Looks like I just need to be upfront.

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