In the club today
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In the club early today... girl walks up and one of the first things out of her dumb mouth was "what's your budget". I blew that off and asked her name. Her answer? You can buy my name. I told her never mind, got up and walked off. Dumb bitch.
It's too bad there wasn't a girl there that I liked so she could have seen my budget second hand.
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last commentthats too upfront i want a little flirtation
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Worst opening line ever.
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One time I asked a dancer for a joke. She did not have one and got snooty. When I asked her why she said she does not rell jokes because she is an ENTERTAINER in a snotty way. I told her to come up with some jokes and Entertain me...
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Wow, I have heard quite a few dumb opening lines, but that's the first time I ever heard that one used as an opening line. Yes, I have been asked after I have asked for a private dance, but never as an opening line.
Even "wanna dance," is better than that.
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Worst I heard was "tip me unless you're a fag"
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I told the bitch I'm waiting for my man.
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What a cunt. When she said you could buy her name, you should have handed her a dollar and told her "useless whore" fits.
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Her "you can buy my name." Me "I'll just call you Felicia. Bye."
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Yeah, that would bother me also. I am fully aware that the girl is there to make money. But when she makes it obvious, that is a total turn off to me.
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I would’ve told her it’s a grand, but your not my type.
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Never had that happen, but if it did , my response would be "more than you're gonna earn today !"
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That’s a poor sales technique. The truth is - some dancers aren’t good at acting smooth when selling dances.
Her initial approach didn’t work at all - so she should have backed way off - and tried to turn up the charm. Sadly, she doubled down on a bad approach. It’s her loss.
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It is a poor sales technique but it works on a lot of guys. Men who are intimidated by women as is, will easily just tip them to make them leave. Its coercive and intimidating to insecure or timid men.
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Yeah - I've never had that as an opening line but in the past have been asked that b/f being asked if I wanted dances, and for w/e reason I found it off-putting - but then again PLs asking a dancer "what's your menu" may be just as off-putting to dancers?
What a PL's "budget" is and what he's willing to spend, is his business - "what's your budget" makes it sound like the dancer wants to take everything you have on you - there are better ways to come to an agreement on terms of service.
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