Funny Gas Station Names

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MackTruck
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When I was driving to Texas to fish that CrazyJoe terrorism I got gas at lots of gas station because shit trucks are gas guzzlers.

What are some funny names you saw before?

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MackTruck
6 years ago
I got gas at the Stinker in Colorado

Got gas at the Kum and Go in Colorado

Got gas at Stuckeys in Kansas

Got gas at the Tootin Totum in West Texas
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JuiceBox69
6 years ago
Sheetz
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JuiceBox69
6 years ago
Found one in Greensboro NC lol

I read it as shits
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
I’ve never taken a sheet at a Sheetz - lol!

Wawa has decent snacks - but I’ve not shit there either.
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TheeOSU
6 years ago
When I was a teen there was a Red Head gas station down the road from where I presently live. It closed long before I bought my house and it's former location is now an empty lot.
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
I think the funniest gas station I've ever been to was called Stinker somewhere in Idaho I think.
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
Not sure about location*
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loper
6 years ago
More Generally ---

Funny diner name: the Squat and Gobble
Hair salon: Curl up and Dye
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