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OldGringo
Retired from internet message boards. Good luck all.
Sunday, November 11, 2018 6:43 PM
I'm going to be filming a few scenes in North Carolina for an adult film that I'm making. The lead male actor backed out for personal reasons and can't make the trip. So, I need to find a replacement on short notice. I can't think of anyone. Any suggestions? Requirements: the actor must be quick with the dick because our actress doesn't want to stand around waiting. No fluffers will be on set. The scene will take place in a fast food restaurant. The male actor will order chicken fingers, eat them, and then ask the cashier what's for dessert. She'll say they are all out, but would love some dessert too, and is in the mood for a cream pie. At this point, the actor will need to be quick with his dick and get right down to business screwing her in the back room. Actor must be outgoing, but spelling skills are not important. We are filming on a budget, so sex with the actress, the chicken fingers, and a Piggly Wiggly gift card with $17.92 remaining on it are the only payment being offered for one day of work. If anyone is interested or knows someone who would be a good fit, please express your interest in this thread. Thanks.

12 comments

  • Jascoi
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    6 years ago
    this calls for juice.
  • JAprufrock
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    6 years ago
    If the actress agrees to wear a Trump mask, skibum will pay to fuck her in the ass, somewhat fulfilling his fantasy.
  • jackslash
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    6 years ago
    I was going to volunteer, but then you said "spelling skills are not important." Misspellings are a turn off in porn.
  • MackTruck
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    6 years ago
    Juice! Juice! Juice!
  • PutaTester
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    6 years ago
    Got a photo of the actresses?
  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    Asking for a friend. Does the lead actress own a crossbow? I was going to say - something smells fishy - but this smells Juicy...
  • Iam4u2screw
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    6 years ago
    Of course since our Juice is getting healthy, he may not be interested in this since the compensation package includes chicken fingers. Maybe if they would change that to a nice salad he would be tempted to participate.
  • OldGringo
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    6 years ago
    Everyone seems to be mentioning this Juice character. Juice, before I offer you the role, how many chicken fingers can you eat? Also, how quick with the dick are you? The actress told me that once she gets laid Daddy Juice will get paid (his Piggly Wiggly gift card).
  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    After the chacken fangers are consumed - the actress will hopefully be comfortable performing a blumpkin! A blumpkin on a clogged fast food toilet -
  • Iam4u2screw
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    6 years ago
    @Cash: that is SO wrong, but damn it is funny
  • OldGringo
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    6 years ago
    This isn't the direction I wanted this film to go in! Cut! Cut!!!
  • MackTruck
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    6 years ago
    If you want a bumpkin scene go find Crazyjoe. I believe he is on the run still
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