First time that this has happened to me. Sitting at the bar at Raiders Reef in Tucson, finishing up a burger. A pretty large dancer squeezed into a spot between me and the barstool on my left. It was a fairly tight squeeze, mostly because of her size, but "what the hell, let her get her drink". Shortly after, a customer, or friend of hers, sort-of squeezed in to her left and they started yukking it up. Now she was definitely getting into my space a little.
I turned away from the bar and started watching the action on stage. After about 5 minutes, I noticed that this dancer was now resting her butt on the 10% of the stool at my back that I wasn't actually using. Over the next 15 minutes or so, this dancer managed to wiggle, twerk, lean and eventually we were each 50/50 on the stool. And I could now tell, she was making a concerted effort to slowly force me off the stool I'd been sitting on. After another 5 or so minutes of losing ground, the dude on my right left, so I moved over to his stool and politely told this dancer (who it turns out was getting fairly drunk) "Go ahead and take this stool, I'll just grab this other one and moved over". Her answer was something along the lines of "Damm right I'll take this bar stool!".
Gotta admit, I was tempted to say something like "That stool ain't big enough to hold your big ass", or call it to the attention of the bartender, but figured, why get all worked up over losing a barstool to a big, drunk dancer, so I just played it cool. A few minutes after that , one of her dancer friends came up and suggested that she should maybe call it a day and go home, which she eventually did. Weird experience.
I did meet a couple of dancers for the first time. Girl named Kelly and a very petite mom named Aroura. Didn't get dances as I'm a little cash-short this week, but they both seemed nice and possibly worth looking for on my next trip. Anybody had any VIP experience with those two?
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Have to admit, my temptation would've been to get off the stool, grab it out from under her, watch her go "Plop!" and after (probably) unsuccessfully not laughing, move myself and my barstool down the way a little bir.
You lasted way longer in that stool than I would have
Probably not bigger than me, so I'd've been pushing back.
I bet if she was smoking weed or taking an edible thc she wouldn’t have behaved like shit. Alcohol fucks with people’s mood.
That dancer was probably just trying to get a stool sample...
@ClubFan81077 Ooooooowwww🤣
I'm glad @ATACdawg can appreciate a good pun... 😂
I’d say you handled that well. Some dancers are annoying lushes and that’s just part of club life.
did you get a BJ , handy or what.. FUCK maybe she sat on your cock- good for you
@hannathedog79 was she black? She sounds black and/or ghetto
@rickthehick I've met plenty of White, Hispanic and Asian girls who were pretty ghetto as well, so race never enters into that equation as far as I'm concerned.
What exactly constitutes Ghetto anyway? Or is it like obscenity; you know it when you see or hear it, and everybody has an opinion that's different than everybody elses opinion of what exactly it is
@Hannathedog79 there are absolutely Hispanic, Asian and white ghetto chicks as you mentioned- but they all speak in ebonics- essentially they are acting black/ghetto. In my original comment i did say black and/or ghetto
Anyway, trying to enroach and take over your seat, with the entitled attitude on top of it sounds plenty ghetto to me- theres ladies who will steal or scam you with the same sense of entitlement too. Too bad you didnt put that ghetto hoe in her place
The minute she touched me I'd have been gone.
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