Brisket

^LOL

Is eating brisket how you got those ig guns you're packing?

LOL

I'm having a wonderful conversation about our love for brisket via text with someone who told me his spirit animal is brisket

Made brisket last weekend.

Smoked for 12 hours... Came out perfect. I agree. I love brisket too.

You have interesting friends blahblah

Did anyone tell them that at some point before becoming brisket they cease to be an animal?

Brisket is delicious. Damn, now I’m getting hungry :(

Wallanon- I'm not sure he is aware. Best not to let the cat out of the bag on this one.

@BlahBlah how do you feel about corned beef?

I never eat corned beef. I get plenty of salts from my binges.. I only buy regular beef to cook.

^Corned beef is just another way of cooking brisket.

Oh idk I see corned beef at the market but it's some salty shit. Idk I'm staying somewhere with an oven so baked some. Then another portion in slow cooker. I'm fat and happy today. Much more productive than stripping out here LOL

I love brisket in the slow cooker with little potatoes and broccoli mmmmm!

Fuck off it's my brisket u vile detergent >:(

Not nice to not share with the other children blah blah, I’m gonna put you on a time out;(

Altair’s prolly better to be a vile detergent, than a vile degenerate like our friend dougster ;)

Little dick Sammy’s just jealous cause dougster likes me best.

Lol

Lmfao

Slow Cooker brisket???

No smoke... no crust...no way. Next time tell me when you’re craving it and I’ll smoke you one.

I love me some brisket, especially the burny ends!

"I love me some brisket, especially the burny ends!"

Should have read "burnt". Fat finger, and autocorrect left it that way.

Well it is black meat, that you put in your mouth ;)

I'm actually vegan though.

Jewish style brisket with onions, carrots and potatoes. The bbq brisket is not up to that standard. Damn I miss Wolfies when I go to Florida.

^ Katz Deli Restaurant in lower Manhattan kicks Wolfe’s ass for brisket, and if you’ve ever been to Nathan’s in Coney Island they make a great brisket sandwich, but my mother and grandmother made it the best, every Seder brisket and Matzoh Ball soup , food so good it’s like your stomach is having an orgasm.

I’ve done brisket in the crockpot, in the oven, on the smoker and in a Dutch oven.

They’re all good, if for different reasons, as long as you pay attention and season appropriately.

Now I gotta go to the grocery.

Kreplach? Kishke? Tzimes? Whitefish? Belly lox? 25?

^ don’t forget the most popular smaltz herring, and smoked chubs ;)

Brisket? Really? Is it that tasty?

I use a sous vide for brisket.... 165 degrees for 24 hours.... then pull it out, rub it down again, then on the big green egg with hickory wood till it hits 200 degrees internal temperature.... then wrap it up and let rest in cooler for an hour. i did one a few weeks ago smoked with chunks from a jack daniels barrel, that was good

"165 degrees for 24 hours.... then pull it out, rub it down again."

Sounds like things between you and that brisket got pretty hot and heavy ;)!

Lol I ought to get a smoker eventually once I decide to stick somewhere a while.

Slow cooking is the best way to cook.... nothing fucked up food faster than the invention of the microwave

With the sous vide I can have precise control over the temperature

I’m surprised txtittyfag is getting cranky in this thread.

You would think he would be more cheerful at the idea of having a bunch of meat in his mouth.

Because dougster is a sassy witty one, when he’s not just copying and pasting his regular nonsense.

Godammit txtittyfag. Stop sleeping with my boyfriend :(

Good idea.

They might end up turning gay and troll a strip club site for 14 years (when the board doesn’t even have many male strip clubs as an option to review)

I must be missing a lot with my ignore list

wow

Sometimes I’m tempted to put some on ignore.

But I like the cheap entertainment

I'm guessing we got way off topic from our love for brisket?

^^^ it happens

Smash that brisket button

A gastropub type place here in metro Detroit has this delicious brisket slider. Among other toppings, it comes with a runny fried egg in it. Sooo fucking good.

"I'm actually vegan though."

Strippercutie404, that's interesting. In the thread where you ordered a non-menu item at Olive Garden (when people were accusing you of being a troll), you said:

"Just ask for a Caesar salad with noodles and parmesan cheese."

Parmesan cheese is not vegan. Is your veganism a recent development, or did you forget your persona eats cheese from Olive Garden and is not, in fact, vegan...?

Wtf? A dancer who claims to do $250 full service on this board is a troll?

I know, right? And even the person behind the txttyspice alias has given that troll account a trust. Lol.

Smash that like button.

There are girls that do everything for that cheap or less though. That's the sad part about it.

I think Brisket would make a pretty awesome stage name tbh

i tried the brisket sandwich at costco food court a few months ago. i was not impressed.
nothing like real cowboy brisket.

I’ve heard there is a dive club in Portland that has a dancer that goes by stage name brisket. She’s tall, chubby, and very aggressive from what I’ve heard lol.

@Mister Wonderful Costco's brisket sandwich is absolutely disgusting, there is no relationship between that sandwich and a good brisket sandwich, if youre are near L.A. i'd suggest you try Factor's Famous Deli, on West Pico Blvd. I haven't been out there in years, but they had a delicious brisket, pastrami, and corned beef trio, platter of sliced meats, back when I was staying on the west coast.

Nicespice are you serious or just kidding ?

^its Portland so she’s probably serious? I’ve heard weirder stories about strippers/clubs there

Being serious. But it’s all secondhand information.

Lol!!

Chap's Pit Beef (at US40 and I -895 in Baltimore) has great food, and Guy Fieri and Andrew Zimmern agree with me.

Even better, there's a very decent strip club that shares the parking lot!