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Are we strip club gurus?

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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.

So I learned the definition of what a guru is and it seems like those of us that strip club a lot could probably consider ourselves gurus.

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wallanon

Urban Dictionary says:

Guru
Gurus: a frequent or favorite companion who causes extreme love and adoration in the heart of their admirer

  • side effects may include emotional breakdowns, depression, sleep deprivation, spotty eating habits, weight loss, excessive distress, French sobbing noises, extra anxiety, sexual overload/sexual deprivation, /FOREVERALONE, and mild hysteria.
    so about the guru... i have two options:
  1. to suck it up and stop being a little bitch

  2. leave her...
    and the latter just won't happen any time and y'all said i should just leave her today? if only it were so easy! it's just so complex and she and i really do have good times mostmostmost of the time! <3
    I love my guru!

#boyfriend #girlfriend #lover #fuck buddy #babycakes

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georgmicrodong

“Aficionado” would probably be a better term for me.

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twentyfive

I thought we were a bunch of PLs ;)

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Lil_Baller100

i know i certainly am. i spend more than any bitch here and get extras in the front room for free and take dem hoes out da club

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Player11

I have done at least 15 Ritz Houston girls otc and otc.

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Player11

I have done at least 15 Ritz Houston girls otc and otc.

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orionsmith

I never want to be called a guru when it comes to understanding what goes on in the minds of 18 to 21 year old dancers. I'm not even sure if you can dance at 18.

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Cashman1234

I consider myself to be a filthy strip club patron. I’m an enjoyer of the lowest forms of filth.

Do I know enough to be considered a guru? No, not even close.

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