Are we strip club gurus?

8 comments

• wallanon

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  6 years ago

  Urban Dictionary says:
  
  Guru
  Gurus: a frequent or favorite companion who causes extreme love and adoration in the heart of their admirer
  - side effects may include emotional breakdowns, depression, sleep deprivation, spotty eating habits, weight loss, excessive distress, French sobbing noises, extra anxiety, sexual overload/sexual deprivation, /FOREVERALONE, and mild hysteria.
  so about the guru... i have two options:
  
  1. to suck it up and stop being a little bitch
  
  2. leave her...
  and the latter just won't happen any time and y'all said i should just leave her today? if only it were so easy! it's just so complex and she and i really do have good times mostmostmost of the time! <3
  I love my guru!
  
  #boyfriend #girlfriend #lover #fuck buddy #babycakes
  
  
• georgmicrodong

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  6 years ago

  “Aficionado” would probably be a better term for me.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  I thought we were a bunch of PLs ;)
• Lil_Baller100

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  6 years ago

  i know i certainly am. i spend more than any bitch here and get extras in the front room for free and take dem hoes out da club
• Player11

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  6 years ago

  I have done at least 15 Ritz Houston girls otc and otc.
• Player11

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  6 years ago

  I have done at least 15 Ritz Houston girls otc and otc.
• orionsmith

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  6 years ago

  I never want to be called a guru when it comes to understanding what goes on in the minds of 18 to 21 year old dancers. I'm not even sure if you can dance at 18.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  I consider myself to be a filthy strip club patron. I’m an enjoyer of the lowest forms of filth.
  
  Do I know enough to be considered a guru? No, not even close.