What would you do ?

Wait for the manager in the parking lot at 2AM.

I’d bring lube next time. It hurts less when the manager fucks your ass - after you tell him where you left the cash...

"... Obviously, I was pissed but didn't know what to do ..."

There's nothing you can do - it's your fault for losing the $$$ - w/ as much ROBing as there is strip-clubs and as shady as many SCs are, you should not be pissed nor expect that someone will return that $$$ - the chances of someone finding $1k in a club and giving it back is as good as getting extras in the club for free from the hottest dancer

I’m not so sure I’d believe the dancer, what earthly reason would a guy who found a bundle of cash tell the dancer. I’d be more inclined to believe that your so called friend has a grudge against this particular guy.

Offer a $20 reward for whomever returns your $1000 - that should motivate them to give you the $$$

Ask your mom for a tissue.

Wait for the manager in the parking lot at 2AM.

^ LOL

But twentyfive is right, it could be that too. How would you even know who to wait for in the parking lot at 2 am? :/

If you found an envelope with $1,000+ anywhere, what would you do with it? How many people would claim that it was their's?

@ Shadowcat it’s ridiculous a guy who works in a strip club, knows what the dancers are about, shares the fact he just found a bundle of cash with a stripper. In my mind it’s ludicrous.

Bring your shed full of guns

I would not trust the dancer. Let it go man. You are trying to find someone to blame for your fuck up.

Put it down as a life lesson and move on. Not worth the trouble and you will probably end up hurting yourself trying to fix the situation. Plus if you are getting extras in the club, why would you want to chance being barred from there by pissing off the management. Don't blame the club or the dancers for your mistake, just move on with your life.

"it’s ridiculous a guy who works in a strip club, knows what the dancers are about, shares the fact he just found a bundle of cash with a stripper. In my mind it’s ludicrous"

why would it matter to him if the stripper knows? what is she gonna do, tell on him? rob him? no one can prove anything and he already spent it so why not brag. i turned in cash once and the manager didn't even pretend to put it in the safe he just told me i'm stupid and that it's his now. next time i found $ after that i kept it

^You just made my point even more eloquently than I did ;)

Unfortunately, even boycotting the club doesn't really help. All you are doing is depriving yourself of a good time and extras.

I have no doubt the limp dicked manager bragged to the dancers. What I would do is wait until he left from work; get his plate number; run it through the dmv; next time he is in earshot casually mention that you heard a house (state his address) burned to the ground with no survivors.

-->"get his plate number; run it through the dmv"

Ever heard of Rebecca Schaeffer? I hadn't until someone told me. Actress murdered by stalker in West Hollywood in 1989 who got her address from DMV. 5 years later federal law banned general public from getting addresses through DMV but there's plenty of exceptions and you know anyone with access to law enforcement or PI databases it's pretty easy to get.

Decline - I can run it right from my computer and despite Phat's stupid comment it is legal for an attorney seeking to send someone something. On-line threats are not actionable in most states. One would need a present day ability to commit the act.

I can tell one thing I wouldn’t do -

I wouldn’t post a discussion here a year after it happened!

There’s nothing good to come of this. He’s not getting the money back - and it’s best to let it go.

File a complaint with the better business bureau. Make sure you use proper names. Trixie Wet Lipps told me that Jimmy B. Knuckles lifted an envelope I accidentally left in the Titty Twister containing $1000 in $20’s (and $1’s) that I was intending to spend on Petunia McGhee in the Crushed Velvet VIP room....

You don't know that what the dancer is telling you about the manager finding the money is true. She could be just telling you this because she thinks it is what you want to here, or for some other reason of her own. So much time has passed. People lose money in all sorts of venues, not just strip clubs.

SJG

What should you do about the loss of untraceable cash from a year ago with nothing more for evidence than a "he said, she said" scenario where the "she" is a stripper? Why you should get the local LE Crime Scene Unit all over that of course. ;)

Oh, and after the local CSU, FBI, Secret Service and maybe the ATF conduct a joint investigation into your year old case of missing cash in an envelope, maybe next time don't bring that much cash into the club in an envelope. ☺

You should sue the manager and club on Judge Judy

Guys having $1,000 in cash, bringing it to a club and then losing it? Another guy in a different thread paying some ROB cunt $500 and getting nothing in return? WTF is happening here? I don't mean to be critical. I've made my share of mistakes in life. But come on man? How does one get separated so easily from his money?

Review on here, Yelp, Google Maps, etc. I'd avoid a place if I saw a review like that, though I can see it might be an expected outcome from anywhere, not just clubs. Still, the owner may see it.

I lost my iPhone in the strip club! I looked around for it and couldn't find it and then just decided to say fuck it.

Strip clubs are full of shady characters, so don't expect to recover what you lost. You can't really trust anyone in there

I have to give a “brilliant!” to rickdugan’s answer, which is basically everybody else’s answer but with a soupçon of dickishness added! Bravo!

Now can people help me out with my problem? I lost my Home Depot discount card in the club and now I’ve heard that the manager has installed bidets in every room of his house. Not just the bathrooms; every room!

What should I do?

1. Boycot the club because he clearly used my Home Depot discount card (I had the special bidet plan).
2. Assume he’s an honest guy who independently decided it was aces to be no more than 10 feet from a place to wash your taint while at home.

I’m leaning toward #2. I like to be positive! ;)

First off - there’s nothing more refreshing than a nice spritz on the old taint!

I can’t fault a guy for installing a bidet in front of a nice big screen tv - as I’m a bit angry I didn’t install one!

Let it go. You ducked up. Learn from the mistake and move on.

I think she has an ulterior motive . I don't see the point in her telling you a year later if she actually gave a fuck about you