Drunk poster thread
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
Here’s a place for you alcoholics to post your most astute observations, nothing posted here should be considered reliable enough to use against you
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But liquor is quicker ;)
But liquor is quicker ;)"
Are you flirting with me?
I'll have some drunk posts after work tonight if I'm not too tired.
I was so drunk and pissed off after work last night I had my cabbie (yes, phone was dead, had to take a fucking cab) stop at a gas station so I could buy myself a rose. I wanted to buy a whole bouquet for myself, but I had left work early out of anger so I didn't reach my financial goal. The driver let me drink my mini wine bottles and vent to her about the night though, and I tipped her well, so I'm sure she was happy. Plus I bought more wine on the way home and left it in her car, so that's a plus for her.
Too bad I’ve been drinking or I’d be out of here.
Said the bartender who must not sell much beer. I was drinking slow and iit took longer to pay for each beer than drink it. I was thirsty. He was kind of slow giving me change. It must have taken him at least 5 or 10 seconds each time. I only drank a little bit.
I remember I saw pics at a frat party and they had a 12 story beer bong they were drinking from the side of a hotel at the beach. Long time ago when everyone didn't care if we were legal or not. I could t compete with the guys in my dorm. One guy made a net and drank a 2 liter wine cooler in less than 30 minutes. The guy who bet less than 20 minutes lost.
I gave $750 to the beautiful young lady I was with and she only gave me 3 dances.
i’ll drink to that!
***Wanna find out if you're actually drunk or not? Go take a piss. As a woman, when I pee, I am sitting down and can feel if I'm wobbling AND can see if the bathroom tiles appear to be 'moving visually. Then I know I'm drunk. Since guys stand when they piss, the wobbly part is probably amplified. Lol! But they may not see the floor moving as much since they're facing the opposite way...
I do not drink much though in general and hardly if ever at work. Prefer to do it on my own time, but can understand the desire to do it at this job believe me.
Drinking at work can be fun!
Not rumdummoron, he squats like the no pants pussy that he is.
When I actually have to go into the office to do work, I bring one or two of those little mini wine bottles and drink then casually while I work. The lawyer I work for is a square himself, but he gives zero shits. Like I'll have my mini bottle of wine right on his desk while we are working and he doesn't even care. As long as I get my work done, he doesn't complain. He has yet to even say anything about it except for the first time when I asked if it was OK and he said, "sure." Lol.
It's clear to all, dougster lied
It's clear to all, dougster lied
real category punk and
real posting handle
Your weak responses prove my point and another member now owes me $25. that he bet me that I could get in your head with no real effort. Our bet involved my proving that I own you, he conceded a few minutes ago
Lol punk thanks for lunch loser.
I remember you first did that when I asked what your problem with doctorevil is.
...and it turns out all he said was “I am tired of you spamming the board”
I have been busted.
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