Drunk poster thread

Y u always fuk ur butt buddy Vincey girl n not me? I wanted ur 2bit25 dick too!

Oh shit...posted on the wrong account :(

I drink your ass under the table 25

^ candy is dandy But liquor is quicker ;)

i notice that when i go two hours without drinking, i start shaking like a leaf

i drink all yo asses under the goddamn table bitch!

"candy is dandy But liquor is quicker ;)"

Are you flirting with me?

^Lol

r u telling me to go get drunk and start posting here?

^ absolutely

I wish this thread existed last night.

^It’s here now so hurry up and have a blunt drink a little wine, then come here on the couch and cuddle with me ;)

o i see what's in it for u. ok^

^ You too babe, grab the waitress, tell her my glass is almost empty ;)

But twentyfive I needed this thread last night. :(

I'll have some drunk posts after work tonight if I'm not too tired.

I was so drunk and pissed off after work last night I had my cabbie (yes, phone was dead, had to take a fucking cab) stop at a gas station so I could buy myself a rose. I wanted to buy a whole bouquet for myself, but I had left work early out of anger so I didn't reach my financial goal. The driver let me drink my mini wine bottles and vent to her about the night though, and I tipped her well, so I'm sure she was happy. Plus I bought more wine on the way home and left it in her car, so that's a plus for her.

Come here babe I’ll buy you six dozen roses and a nice Barolo, you can tell me all about it and we can relax here on the couch, I’ll drink my Scotch and just listen baby it’ll be fine, I promise. ;)

Awww I imagine my future husband to be a scotch drinker. :) I already imagine having a glass of scotch and a hot meal (or at least a sandwich) waiting for him when he gets home from work.

;))

the start of a beautiful tuscl romance

I’m thinking of becoming a Mormon ;)

Man fuck this night (aside from only one customer who was pretty great)

Too bad I’ve been drinking or I’d be out of here.

^ Hey babe let’s turn that frown upside down what should we do to put a smile on your pretty face ?

I don't drink much but once had a bartender at the beach take my picture as the fastest beer drinker in town. Said the bartender who must not sell much beer. I was drinking slow and iit took longer to pay for each beer than drink it. I was thirsty. He was kind of slow giving me change. It must have taken him at least 5 or 10 seconds each time. I only drank a little bit.

I remember I saw pics at a frat party and they had a 12 story beer bong they were drinking from the side of a hotel at the beach. Long time ago when everyone didn't care if we were legal or not. I could t compete with the guys in my dorm. One guy made a net and drank a 2 liter wine cooler in less than 30 minutes. The guy who bet less than 20 minutes lost.

FUCK BOUZOUKI IT IS THE LAMEST CLUB I'VE BEEN TO AND I SAW A COCKROACH CRAWLING ACROSS THE FLOOR WHILE I WAS GETTING READY FOR WORK.

Sorry DC. Wish I had seen that post last night.

Come on any alcoholics today or druggies????

Sipping on scotch and I just got hit on by a fuckn sexy thirty something milf, she’s smoking hot, about 5’7” slim nice shape jet black hair, it’s gonna be another great night.

Nice work^^^^ Nina's loss

^my gay stalker has another lonely night, what a miserable existence you must have !

does it count if im always drunk?

I went to IR today so thought it might be good to check into this thread.

If flag and blahblah are in the same club right now that would be fun

^^Is blablah there ?

I'm back home. Blahblah won't go to Inner Room

I'm not drunk just tipsy but I was bout to leave the club an hour early (7pm) and so glad I didn't cuz I met a lawyer who gave me $400! And we only did like 4 dances lol yayyyyy I'm gonna get drunker though.

Leave a trail of fruitcups for her to follow ;)

^^And you call yourself a top earning whore? I gave $750 to the beautiful young lady I was with and she only gave me 3 dances.

Kiss my grits, the club I was at has a slow day shift and all I said was one lawyer have me $400. I didn't reveal my grand total of the day, but out of the day shift dancers, absolutely I was the top earner.

clink i’ll drink to that!

And guess what my friend picked me up with a blunt and wine! Drunk off pinot grigio

Thanks let's drink

Who's drinking with me right now... I'm drunk, just got off work a while ago. I have a day off tomorrow (finally) then will be doing night shifts and whatnot. I'm drunk. Not sloppy drunk, I'm comported myself fine, but now I'm chilling in my room and realize I'm pretty tipsy.

***Wanna find out if you're actually drunk or not? Go take a piss. As a woman, when I pee, I am sitting down and can feel if I'm wobbling AND can see if the bathroom tiles appear to be 'moving visually. Then I know I'm drunk. Since guys stand when they piss, the wobbly part is probably amplified. Lol! But they may not see the floor moving as much since they're facing the opposite way...

lolol! I just know if I am drunk when I give even less of a fuck than normal. I have the slightest aggressive thought when I'm sober? I ignore it. When drunk I might not ignore it :) I also wanna dance if I'm drunk :D If I am a douchebag naturally sober wait till I'm drunk. I'm too straightforward ugh

I do not drink much though in general and hardly if ever at work. Prefer to do it on my own time, but can understand the desire to do it at this job believe me.

@nina and blahblah Im there, let’s cuddle 3 way with a wine box lol.

I’ll be tittyfucking the wine box, not you. I lost my wallet lol

^bla Drinking at work can be fun!

"Since guys stand when they piss, the wobbly part is probably amplified."

Not rumdummoron, he squats like the no pants pussy that he is.

I'd laugh, but it's probably true.

"Drinking at work can be fun!"

When I actually have to go into the office to do work, I bring one or two of those little mini wine bottles and drink then casually while I work. The lawyer I work for is a square himself, but he gives zero shits. Like I'll have my mini bottle of wine right on his desk while we are working and he doesn't even care. As long as I get my work done, he doesn't complain. He has yet to even say anything about it except for the first time when I asked if it was OK and he said, "sure." Lol.

I keep a bottle of Black Label in the bottom drawer of my desk, often at the end of the day, it’s just me and my managers, I’ll pour us a drink before locking up.

^ Remember when dougster told founder that if he didn't ban Vince Micheal he'd quit ?

It's clear to all, dougster lied

^Lol punk

^ lol punk

^ lol punk

^lol punk

^lol punk

^ Remember when dougster told founder that if he didn't ban Vince Micheal he'd quit ?

It's clear to all, dougster lied

^Hahaha calling you by your real category punk and real posting handle Your weak responses prove my point and another member now owes me $25. that he bet me that I could get in your head with no real effort. Our bet involved my proving that I own you, he conceded a few minutes ago
Lol punk thanks for lunch loser.

^Lol! You keep linking flag’s thread. I remember you first did that when I asked what your problem with doctorevil is.

...and it turns out all he said was “I am tired of you spamming the board”

And what’s this about 25 eating out of the commode! For crying out loud, 25 is straight and doesn’t wanna eat your asshole!

Oh...shit

I have been busted.

:(

I think I’m gonna have lunch at the Okeechobee Steakhouse today thank you dougster I know I’m gonna enjoy my lunch !