Philly Club Visit for a Slightly Unconvential Couple

JimOsterberg
New York
My girlfriend is joining me on a business trip to Philly. We'll be there on a Monday and Tuesday.

We haven't previously gone to a stripclub together. She's been without me, and I have certainly been to many, including in Philly. But this is new for us.

I am old and unnoteworthy. She is almost 30 years younger than me, mid-20s, hot AF with fake boobs and piercing eyes and killer smile. She also has a hair-trigger temper and goes from 0 to 11 faster than I can put my drink on the counter. She is super-chill overall and a lot of fun, but everywhere we go she gets hit on, whether I am there or not (and I am 6'5" and 300lb, not usually a guy who takes a lot of shit.) Predictably it is always by the douchiest bros who are seemingly used to rejection or otherwise have nothing else to lose. It's not a thing really, but because of this, I wouldn't take her to the clubs I usually would visit in Philly.

With that said, I want to go somewhere that she can have tits in her face for less than my car payment, and not have to worry about it turning into a scene. I am thinking Delilah’s, which I have never been to. I went to Oasis once for a b-party, but normally I would go to Outer Space, Set-It-Off, Show-n-Tel, Venus Video (booths), otherwise places where the ambiance is not your primary concern. These are not places I want to bring her, so I am out of my element on this.

Would sincerely appreciate your advice!

5 comments

  • dancewdcpa
    6 years ago
    Sounds like you found a keeper man! You are right about not even thinking about taking her to the places you named. Oasis would be very comfortable and no smoking with Deliahs or Risque or even Cheerleaders as alternatives. Since you are going Monday, Oasis has 50 off VIP rooms and Tuesday has discount dances and drinks at cheerleaders.
  • JimOsterberg
    6 years ago
    txtittyfag - perhaps more like Randy and his wife (I am married, she's not; we pretty rowdy, and she's down for anything)

    dancewdcpa - thanks for the response, that's great info! I forget to reference smoking. That's a real issue as we both hate the smell of cigarette smoke (I am an ex-smoker, she has never smoked and *hates* it). Is there smoking at Deliahs? That would definitely point us to Oasis. 50% (or $50?) would be good. The great thing about millennials -- they insist on pay for half of everything (50% right down the middle) and I am a bargain hunter a clubs (hence a preference for places like Outer Space) so the more we can save (without looking cheap) the better.
  • dancewdcpa
    6 years ago
    Glad to help man... I'll private message you the rest
  • dancewdcpa
    6 years ago
    $50
  • dancewdcpa
    6 years ago
    Deliahs has smokers and not the best ventilation.
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