First visit to Massage Parlor
NJBalla
New York
Well fellas after around 11 years of SC mongering I had my first foray into an extras massage parlor. It was definitely an interesting experience. (e.g.) never have had to "buzz in" to a SC. I mildly regret not learning about massage parlors years ago.
The pros were:
A lot more intimate
40-60 minute session rather than 15 minute session
No need to worry about cameras
I felt so much more comfortable. Felt wierd to be just in my birthday suit in comparison to my usual arrangment of unbuttoned shirt and pants around my ankles.
Cons:
Rates are much higher if you want non-asian
Girls are used to much larger tips, even if you remain firm on not overspending girls will pout in comparison to girls kissing you and calling you "santa" at SCs
Miss the drinking and small talk before getting into the dance
Although I was not concerned with LE it did feel a lot more sketchy than going to a SC
Well im probably preaching to the choir, but just a friendly reminder to keep parlors in your rotation. I definitely will as NJ clubs are getting so much more conservative and pricy these days
The pros were:
A lot more intimate
40-60 minute session rather than 15 minute session
No need to worry about cameras
I felt so much more comfortable. Felt wierd to be just in my birthday suit in comparison to my usual arrangment of unbuttoned shirt and pants around my ankles.
Cons:
Rates are much higher if you want non-asian
Girls are used to much larger tips, even if you remain firm on not overspending girls will pout in comparison to girls kissing you and calling you "santa" at SCs
Miss the drinking and small talk before getting into the dance
Although I was not concerned with LE it did feel a lot more sketchy than going to a SC
Well im probably preaching to the choir, but just a friendly reminder to keep parlors in your rotation. I definitely will as NJ clubs are getting so much more conservative and pricy these days
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Pros:
They are everywhere, at least in LA
Most are the same routine, you know what to expect. Different types of places have different routines and can be broken down to: Thai places, Chinese places, Korean places and if in OC Vietnamese places.
Unless you go to a legit place in LA (you can tell), you will always at least get a HJ
Not sure how expensive they get in other parts of the country but in LA it's pretty cheap and typically 40-60+40-60tip for 1 hr.
Places where more are offered don't often go above 100 tip
Some places if you know where to look and how to find them offer full body-to-body nude massage for 30 or 60 minutes for the same total price as a 25 minute VIP before extras - and not just with hot Asians but with Latinas and white girls too. It may not involve penetration but is still pretty good. If you think that's expensive, imagine your favorite stripper and you both naked on a massage table for a whole hour as she uses her whole body to get you off. Often there's a mirror on the wall, too. Just no penetration, no BJ either.
You're not trying to cram your experience into 15-20 minutes.
Cons:
No line-ups, no way to see who you're getting like you would in a SC.
You have to count on reviews or some trial and error. In SC's it's possible to gauge while in the club.
Sometimes you get a fugly one - then you just close your eyes and pretend Cindy Crawford is tugging you.
Sometimes in a place with no shower they use so much oil you feel like you have a thin coat of WD-40 on you on your way out even if they wipe you down.
It's hard to find a spot where there are many masseuses to choose from - and only a handful are as attractive girls in a strip club. Places where this is the case will be more expensive, 40-70 door fee for 30-60 minutes and a benny tip, maybe more depending on service.
The majority are simple jack shacks though, where the massage ranges from a light touch rundown, intended just to tease, all the way to near therapeutic level massage (gods, I miss that woman). You’ll get at least a HJ, and some of the offer more, a few even offering FS.
House fees range from around 60-90 for a half hour, and 100-120 for an hour, with a tip expected for any orgasm inducing activities.
Some of the girls are *very* talented and provide an extremely sensual, pampering experience, even for the fat and ugly cistomers.
I think your pros and cons are similar to what I’d expected. It’s not a strip club, and it’s sketchy. I never thought to ask for a non Asian girl - but it makes sense that they would charge more.
That seems to depend on region. In this city, the AMPs (at least the highly reviewed ones) are said to have really beautiful women, some even stripper quality, if you like Asian women.
I haven't been to an AMP, the experience just doesn't appeal to me at all, but two of my buddies like it, plus I've been following the AMP discussion on local forums for decades. Definitely not my thing, but when I do feel like something in that format, I've been doing FBSM for years. Completely different experience than what I understand of AMPs... the girls tend to be independent or in small groups, they get an apartment tucked away in a quiet apartment building, many endeavor to reproduce to some extent a spa-like experience, some of them have serious massage skills (including some are CMTs), and perhaps most importantly: many have raised the sensual massage & handjob to an artform. There was a time when FBSM was the most dynamic part of the sex industry here, the girls were introducing all kinds of fun services at an amazing pace, to separate themselves: bodyslides, Nuru (real Japanese Nuru), tantra, "tie & tease", domination, shower with you before or after the session, etc. All ethnicities but mostly white girls.
From what I hear, FBSM is several notches above the service offered by "bodyrub" girls in other cities (I've read the SW girls discuss "bodyrubs", I'd rather poke a stick in my eye than get that type of service). In the end, it's still just a HJ, but it's a pretty great experience if you enjoy that. Works nicely as just a quick easy steam-releaser in between OTC / arrangement dates. Unfortunately, the FBSM scene in this area has been imploding due to the demographic changes.
Like someone said, you don't know who you're getting, and sometimes I'd get an older heavier woman. But, oddly, I found they gave the best handjobs, probably from experience.
The best experience ever was at a place called Yoshiko Oriental Spa in Madison Heights, which is now closed. I must have been about 24 or 25, laying on the table while the older, heavier woman was fisting my cock with her right hand. Suddenly, unbeknownst to me, she had smeared Vaseline on her left middle finger and shoved it up my ass and went to town. I'm getting jacked off and a prostate massage at the same time. I was in heaven! I think I shot my load in about 10 seconds.
Damn, I wish I could experience that on a regular basis!
The whole experience was like if you read a bunch of reviews on TUSCL about a "dancer" who gave the best LD's to only find out she was a bartender who danced on special occasions for regulars lol.
That being said I may still go to a MP from time to time, but at the tail end of my mongering I doubt its worth the effort to get quality relaxed extras and leave feeling like a champion.