Bingo
nicespice
So I saw this image today, and I thought it was a pretty good depiction of strippers in the dressing room.
https://ibb.co/jjjm2K
I thought it would be fun if there was a customer version. When you guys go to a SC, what would you fill up the bingo slots with? This could be an observation about anything. Other PL, bouncers, bartenders, dancers, dj etc
https://ibb.co/jjjm2K
I thought it would be fun if there was a customer version. When you guys go to a SC, what would you fill up the bingo slots with? This could be an observation about anything. Other PL, bouncers, bartenders, dancers, dj etc
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last comment"What do I get if I go in the VIP?"
Fat girl sits down at your table
Stare at the asshole who has been with "your" girl all night
MAKE IT RAIN!
Shots! Shots! Shots!
Be annoyed at the bathroom troll; give him a dollar anyway
Young PL cashes out rent money, but keeps it rubber banded to avoid accidentally spending it.
PL buys a pity dance just to make the girl leave.
Bachelor party or Boys’ Night Out plays the pass-the-stripper game: No ask him, he’s the one with the money!
“A dance? I dunno know if I’ll be able to control myself back there!” (cringeworthy a/o rape-y)
Creepy PL sniffs her armpit during a dance.
PL brings wife; she has resting bitch-face the whole night.
Cool old guy at the bar drinks 2 shots of whiskey. Then after 20 minutes he tips the girl on stage a twenty on his way out.
"Do you live around here?" (easy bingo)
Greets you with the stripper *handshake*.
Dancer asks you to join her on a smoke break.
PL asks bouncer, "if those cameras work?"
Dancer says, "You're getting kinda handsy, that's what happens in the room not here (the chairs), how about a tip."
Dancer says, "Here's my phone number, what's yours."
Dancer says, "OTC price is $___."
Dancer says, "Wanna hit my pen?"
Dancer I've never met before says, "We had fun last time you were here, let's get a room."
Dancer says, "Is this your first time here?" (easy bingo)
Drunk PL falls asleep sitting up.
Club bathroom is fucking gross.
Cocktail waitresses and bartenders are fucking hot.
Stupid PL says to hot bartender, "You should dance, why don't you?"
Urinal conversation with drunken customers is the fucking worst. Yes, that's how it goes! I usually say something like, "Fuck yeah bro! Get some!" and then hustle over to the sink before he tries to high-five me with his free hand
Q: How was the Grand Canyon formed ?
A: Two strippers fighting over ….( a dollar bill, the last baby wipe, a half empty perfume bottle, a sample size vodka bottle). Fill in the blank.
“Are those real?”