I get all the lap dances I want from my bitches... If I'm at the clubs I usually get the DJ to play these although home lapdances are a lot better, just sayin'
My top 10 lap dance anthems.
1- A$ap Rocky - Pussy Money Weed
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2- A$AP Rocky - Angels
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3- Migos - Bad and Boujee
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4- Kanye - Flashing Lights
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5- Nicki Minaj - Beez in the Trap
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6- Biggie - Big Poppa
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7- Jay Z - Imaginary Players
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8- AZ - Sugar Hill
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9- Cali Life Style - Lost
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10- The Game & Lil Eazy E - Im From Tha Westside
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last commentDown in Mexico by The Coasters
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PhayBoy99 - definite troll account
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My main bitch loves dancing to this
Ozuna - Balenciaga
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Nicki Minaj - Moment 4 Life
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Nicki Minaj - Chun-Li
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Missy Elliott - Work It
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Tyga - Molly
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She always auditions to this, its her favorite
Juicy J - Bandz A Make Her Dance
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Nio Garcia - Te Bote
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The modified version of The Hokey Pokey by Feed Us Casserole.
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What are the longest songs in the jukebox ? Those are the ones I want played.
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^that's sort of what I was thinking ..
Black Rose Immortal
Stairway to Heaven
Bolero
... :-)
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In a gadda da vida
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Hmmm....
American Pie - Don Mclean
Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Voodoo Chile - The Jimi Hendrix Experience
November Rain - Guns N' Roses
Master of Puppets - Metallica
In My Time Of Dying - Led Zeppelin
Achilles Last Stand - Led Zeppelin
Kashmir - Led Zeppelin
;) 8 songs, an hour and a half of dances...
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My main bitches = fucking retard. At The Inner Room about 20 years ago the DJ played the entire version of Eric Clapton's little wing. 6:20. Lap dances were still $6.00 back then. I felt terrible, so I did tip.
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I Sit on Acid - Lords of Acid
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From your list I'd choose to have a lap dance while Bad and Boujee is being played.
I don't particularly have a favorite lap dance song. If I request a song it's usually "Look at It" by Curren$y and for a dancer I particularly want to see stage dance to it. I haven't had a lap dance with this song yet.
If I ever OTC again I'll have to get me a "private" lap dance.
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Queen - Bohemia Rhapsody, and you're damn sure I only pay $20 when its over
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If Strip clubs had a juke box, id ask a girl for a dance and then wait for my 2 sond, Queen _ Bohemian Rhapsody followed by Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb. Id give her a tip and only spend $50. Cheapest LDK ever!
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Bohemian Rhapsody's not that long (just under 6 minutes). At one club, a DJ absolutely refused to cut it down (even saying something like there's no way i'm cutting this song) and counted it as two songs to my chagrin. So basically i was cheated about half a minute compared to the average songs...
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LOL,I swear the strip club DJ is one of the most unnecessary jobs and every place that has one annoys the shit out of me. Just load up 100 of the latest songs on itunes and let it autoplay. The worst is when they spend more than 10 seconds talking over the music. Its like watching a porno with a talkative camera man
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Had my main bitch give me dances to these at home today
YG - Bitches Aint Shit
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SG ft Compton LA - Came Thru Crippin'
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She outperformed herself to this shit, got into her feelings
Dumbfoundead - Hold Me Down
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Wanna do this one later
Da Brat - Ghetto love
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Handel’s “Messiah”.
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^^ for sure
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reminds me of my new side bitch
G-Unit - I smell Pussy
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Another one my girl loves dancing for me to
50 Cent - 21 Questions
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I dance to some of the shit phatboy posts when I feel like trolling in real life to be honest lmao. Definitely not anywhere near all the time though.
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Also worth mentioning you can't pick exactly what you want to dance to on stage at many clubs if they are somewhat bigger usually. At least ime. Sometimes at smaller clubs this is the case as well.
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At a club I used to visit in Maryland, a large-sized AA dancer used to like dancing to Rammstein’s Du Hast. And another fave girl in Central Illinois would start her first set with Dirty Diana and Darling Nicky.
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One time, I kinda trolled a stripper friend by requesting this song when the club was full of old white guys...I thought it was funny. It was this young, tatted Mexican girl on stage and these old white guys acting nervous...
The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)
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omg LOL. Yeah I wouldn't dance to that if it's a bunch of old white guys- I tend to make money off them. I mean I make money off every race, but I'd be lying if I said I don't make the bulk of it off of the white guys. It probably helps that I am white too though.
Mind you, I only trolled people with my music choices at my old home club which I fucking hated for so many reasons. But it was the only real option to work at within a certain distance if I didn't wanna travel...
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rarely do I pay attention to the song as the dance is going, too much time having fun with her
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Its fun to troll people with music. I have Touchtunes on my phone and sometimes checkin to random bars and play annoying shit on their jukeboxes. I once played Fat Girl by Eazy E on repeat 30 times at a gay country western bar. Never went in the bar but they must have had fun. Or Mexican music at a biker bar. Its fun especially when you smoke some weed.
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To me, the music makes the dance.
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it sets the mood
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I don’t pay attention to the songs during a dance. My attention is focused on the dancer - and getting off.
If you prefer rock - I think there are several Audioslave songs that might be good.
For hip hop - I always thought Jim Jones - Ballin would be a fun song to get a dance to.
I had a dancer from Colombia grind on me to Cowboy by Kid Rock once - and that was fun. But I think the grind would have been fun even if they played Hakuna Matata!
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I've never noticed what was playing.
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50 Cent - Hustler's Ambition
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ODB - Baby, I got your money
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My new side bitch loves this
Kurupt- C Walk
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@PhatBoy99 We Can Freak It is a good Kurupt song for dances. Censored version: youtu.be
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Skandalouz, How Do You Want It - Tupac Shakur
Gin & Juice - Snoop Dogg
Freaky Thangs - Ludacris
Kashmir - Led Zeppelin
Skywalker - Miguel
Nasty Girl - Vanity 6
Come on Closer - Jem
She Sells Sanctuary, Love - The Cult
WooHoo, Can't Hold Us Down, Get Mine/Get Yours - Christina Aguilera
Smooth Operator, Paradise - Sade
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We can freak it is a good one. I like the more gangster shit though. I LOVE it when bitches get into that!
Give me bitches like this
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and this
Kid Frost - East Side Rendezvous
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Jay-z - Dead presidents
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Biggie Smalls - Niggas Bleed
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2 Live Crew - Dirty Nursery Rhymes
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and Im happy
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Super Charger Heaven - White Zombie, one of my favorites gets really into this song when it's on.
Bolero - Maurice Ravel - Had some of the best lap dances from dancers when this song came on.
Pour Some Sugar on Me- - Def Leppard
Closer - NIN
Terrible Lie - NIN - Actually better than Closer
Dr Feelgood - Motley Crue - can't stand the band, but this song is great for lap dances.
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interesting choices
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Phatboy99 - those are some hot ass bitches! They look very sexy - and beautiful.
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Thanks. They're a dime a dozen in the hoods here.
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Spank Rock - Assassin
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Spank Rock - What It Look Like
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