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Favorite Songs To Get Lapdances To

Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
I get all the lap dances I want from my bitches... If I'm at the clubs I usually get the DJ to play these although home lapdances are a lot better, just sayin'

My top 10 lap dance anthems.

1- A$ap Rocky - Pussy Money Weed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkFHCb06…
2- A$AP Rocky - Angels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-504g71b…
3- Migos - Bad and Boujee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-sJp1Ff…
4- Kanye - Flashing Lights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ila-hAUX…
5- Nicki Minaj - Beez in the Trap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmZvOhHF…
6- Biggie - Big Poppa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phaJXp_z…
7- Jay Z - Imaginary Players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXCkxany…
8- AZ - Sugar Hill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8tHa0z0…
9- Cali Life Style - Lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKNT5-OJ…
10- The Game & Lil Eazy E - Im From Tha Westside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGWlVA5R…

43 comments

  • GoVikings
    6 years ago
    Down in Mexico by The Coasters

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_fZDvxp…
  • TrollWarnBot
    6 years ago
    WARNING - The following accounts are considered to be forum trolls and may not be trustworthy:

    PhayBoy99 - definite troll account
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    My main bitch loves dancing to this

    Ozuna - Balenciaga
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd7AMDMo…
    Nicki Minaj - Moment 4 Life
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLwnJt3s…
    Nicki Minaj - Chun-Li
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpm07-BG…
    Missy Elliott - Work It
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjIvu7e6…
    Tyga - Molly
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPFB0rM1…

    She always auditions to this, its her favorite

    Juicy J - Bandz A Make Her Dance
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI0gk2KJ…
    Nio Garcia - Te Bote
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv8SiV7t…



  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    The modified version of The Hokey Pokey by Feed Us Casserole.
  • Warrior15
    6 years ago
    What are the longest songs in the jukebox ? Those are the ones I want played.
  • Dominic77
    6 years ago
    ^that's sort of what I was thinking ..

    Black Rose Immortal
    Stairway to Heaven
    Bolero
    ... :-)
  • datinman
    6 years ago
    In a gadda da vida
  • theDirkDiggler
    6 years ago
    Hmmm....
    American Pie - Don Mclean
    Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
    Voodoo Chile - The Jimi Hendrix Experience
    November Rain - Guns N' Roses
    Master of Puppets - Metallica
    In My Time Of Dying - Led Zeppelin
    Achilles Last Stand - Led Zeppelin
    Kashmir - Led Zeppelin

    ;) 8 songs, an hour and a half of dances...
  • skibum609
    6 years ago
    My main bitches = fucking retard. At The Inner Room about 20 years ago the DJ played the entire version of Eric Clapton's little wing. 6:20. Lap dances were still $6.00 back then. I felt terrible, so I did tip.
  • eyeofodin
    6 years ago
    I Sit on Acid - Lords of Acid
  • Ch3ll
    6 years ago
    From your list I'd choose to have a lap dance while Bad and Boujee is being played.

    I don't particularly have a favorite lap dance song. If I request a song it's usually "Look at It" by Curren$y and for a dancer I particularly want to see stage dance to it. I haven't had a lap dance with this song yet.

    If I ever OTC again I'll have to get me a "private" lap dance.
  • NJBalla
    6 years ago
    Queen - Bohemia Rhapsody, and you're damn sure I only pay $20 when its over
  • NJBalla
    6 years ago
    If Strip clubs had a juke box, id ask a girl for a dance and then wait for my 2 sond, Queen _ Bohemian Rhapsody followed by Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb. Id give her a tip and only spend $50. Cheapest LDK ever!
  • theDirkDiggler
    6 years ago
    Bohemian Rhapsody's not that long (just under 6 minutes). At one club, a DJ absolutely refused to cut it down (even saying something like there's no way i'm cutting this song) and counted it as two songs to my chagrin. So basically i was cheated about half a minute compared to the average songs...
  • NJBalla
    6 years ago
    LOL,I swear the strip club DJ is one of the most unnecessary jobs and every place that has one annoys the shit out of me. Just load up 100 of the latest songs on itunes and let it autoplay. The worst is when they spend more than 10 seconds talking over the music. Its like watching a porno with a talkative camera man
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Had my main bitch give me dances to these at home today

    YG - Bitches Aint Shit
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bm_yxsM…
    SG ft Compton LA - Came Thru Crippin'
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP1nGuJC…

    She outperformed herself to this shit, got into her feelings

    Dumbfoundead - Hold Me Down
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9qVPC8J…

  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Wanna do this one later

    Da Brat - Ghetto love
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXz2Hyyi…
  • Huntsman
    6 years ago
    Handel’s “Messiah”.
  • PinkSugarDoll
    6 years ago
    ^^ for sure
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    reminds me of my new side bitch

    G-Unit - I smell Pussy
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01IeeWUy…
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Another one my girl loves dancing for me to

    50 Cent - 21 Questions
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDMhlvbO…
  • blahblahblah23
    6 years ago
    I dance to some of the shit phatboy posts when I feel like trolling in real life to be honest lmao. Definitely not anywhere near all the time though.
  • blahblahblah23
    6 years ago
    Also worth mentioning you can't pick exactly what you want to dance to on stage at many clubs if they are somewhat bigger usually. At least ime. Sometimes at smaller clubs this is the case as well.
  • 3LeggedMan
    6 years ago
    At a club I used to visit in Maryland, a large-sized AA dancer used to like dancing to Rammstein’s Du Hast. And another fave girl in Central Illinois would start her first set with Dirty Diana and Darling Nicky.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    @blahblahblah23

    One time, I kinda trolled a stripper friend by requesting this song when the club was full of old white guys...I thought it was funny. It was this young, tatted Mexican girl on stage and these old white guys acting nervous...

    The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTR-_Kl…
  • blahblahblah23
    6 years ago
    omg LOL. Yeah I wouldn't dance to that if it's a bunch of old white guys- I tend to make money off them. I mean I make money off every race, but I'd be lying if I said I don't make the bulk of it off of the white guys. It probably helps that I am white too though.

    Mind you, I only trolled people with my music choices at my old home club which I fucking hated for so many reasons. But it was the only real option to work at within a certain distance if I didn't wanna travel...
  • stripfighter
    6 years ago
    rarely do I pay attention to the song as the dance is going, too much time having fun with her
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Its fun to troll people with music. I have Touchtunes on my phone and sometimes checkin to random bars and play annoying shit on their jukeboxes. I once played Fat Girl by Eazy E on repeat 30 times at a gay country western bar. Never went in the bar but they must have had fun. Or Mexican music at a biker bar. Its fun especially when you smoke some weed.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    To me, the music makes the dance.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    it sets the mood
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    I don’t pay attention to the songs during a dance. My attention is focused on the dancer - and getting off.

    If you prefer rock - I think there are several Audioslave songs that might be good.

    For hip hop - I always thought Jim Jones - Ballin would be a fun song to get a dance to.

    I had a dancer from Colombia grind on me to Cowboy by Kid Rock once - and that was fun. But I think the grind would have been fun even if they played Hakuna Matata!
  • yahtzee74
    6 years ago
    I've never noticed what was playing.

  • Icey
    6 years ago
    50 Cent - Hustler's Ambition

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3AiAem9…
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    ODB - Baby, I got your money
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKw5mBh4…
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    My new side bitch loves this

    Kurupt- C Walk
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW-uwNiv…
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    @PhatBoy99 We Can Freak It is a good Kurupt song for dances. Censored version: https://youtu.be/oU5EUAh8q34
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Skandalouz, How Do You Want It - Tupac Shakur

    Gin & Juice - Snoop Dogg

    Freaky Thangs - Ludacris

    Kashmir - Led Zeppelin

    Skywalker - Miguel

    Nasty Girl - Vanity 6

    Come on Closer - Jem

    She Sells Sanctuary, Love - The Cult

    WooHoo, Can't Hold Us Down, Get Mine/Get Yours - Christina Aguilera

    Smooth Operator, Paradise - Sade
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    We can freak it is a good one. I like the more gangster shit though. I LOVE it when bitches get into that!

    Give me bitches like this
    https://i.imgur.com/UBgTYCY.jpg
    https://i.imgur.com/hvTOA6p.jpg
    https://i.imgur.com/R6vZjBT.jpg
    https://i.imgur.com/aHjZrbx.jpg
    https://i.imgur.com/GrxccMu.jpg
    https://i.imgur.com/n43hu8c.jpg
    https://i.imgur.com/zJItitR.jpg
    https://i.imgur.com/mmTfETj.jpg

    and this

    Kid Frost - East Side Rendezvous
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7gHH_rO…
    Jay-z - Dead presidents
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWUCAjle…
    Biggie Smalls - Niggas Bleed
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mBilft7…
    2 Live Crew - Dirty Nursery Rhymes
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9YsaQOY…

    and Im happy
  • rl27
    6 years ago
    Super Charger Heaven - White Zombie, one of my favorites gets really into this song when it's on.
    Bolero - Maurice Ravel - Had some of the best lap dances from dancers when this song came on.
    Pour Some Sugar on Me- - Def Leppard
    Closer - NIN
    Terrible Lie - NIN - Actually better than Closer
    Dr Feelgood - Motley Crue - can't stand the band, but this song is great for lap dances.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    interesting choices
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    Phatboy99 - those are some hot ass bitches! They look very sexy - and beautiful.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Thanks. They're a dime a dozen in the hoods here.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
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