That akward momment when she trys and talks to you

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• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  the only way a stripper is stopping to see you is to steal some of your chackin fangers.
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  You should have asked her what it is like being a black trans bodybuilder? It's pretty easy. Just start out with "so, is is brilliant to be a black trans bodybuilding stripper?"
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  Aw. I would have recommended some sort of basic conversation starter template for strippers out there. They exist.
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Please do lol
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  6 years ago

  I had a dancer approach me and she started what I suspect was a scripted conversation starter. Except she got horribly tongue ties mid-spiel and it completely threw her off. She stared at me blankly for a moment and said "I give up." And then she went straight to the dressing room. It's at least possible that booze and narcotics were a factor...
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  "She stared at me blankly for a moment and said "I give up." At that point I figured she would either just ask if you wanted a dance or given you a handshake leading up to the request for a dance. Running off would have been unexpected.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  6 years ago

  Pretty much. The bartender was there making drinks. She looked at me and said "What the fuck?"
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  It can be odd - especially when the dancer doesn’t know much English. Sometimes they will laugh at odd points in the conversation. I don’t expect much from strip club conversations. The chit chat is usually a preface to going to the back for dances. Juice - if there is an awkward silence - I’d recommend putting your dick back in her mouth.... it works for me!