That akward momment when she trys and talks to you

the only way a stripper is stopping to see you is to steal some of your chackin fangers.

You should have asked her what it is like being a black trans bodybuilder? It's pretty easy. Just start out with "so, is is brilliant to be a black trans bodybuilding stripper?"

Aw. I would have recommended some sort of basic conversation starter template for strippers out there. They exist.

Please do lol

I had a dancer approach me and she started what I suspect was a scripted conversation starter. Except she got horribly tongue ties mid-spiel and it completely threw her off. She stared at me blankly for a moment and said "I give up." And then she went straight to the dressing room.

It's at least possible that booze and narcotics were a factor...

"She stared at me blankly for a moment and said "I give up."

At that point I figured she would either just ask if you wanted a dance or given you a handshake leading up to the request for a dance. Running off would have been unexpected.

Pretty much. The bartender was there making drinks. She looked at me and said "What the fuck?"

It can be odd - especially when the dancer doesn’t know much English. Sometimes they will laugh at odd points in the conversation.

I don’t expect much from strip club conversations. The chit chat is usually a preface to going to the back for dances.

Juice - if there is an awkward silence - I’d recommend putting your dick back in her mouth.... it works for me!