So it sounds like I have a system

You eat all the chackin and get lap dances. That’s your system.

Hey it’s better than SJGs system. He just tries to kidnap them and duct tape them in the trunk of his moms Buick.

That's why all the girls floke to me... they see a table of two hundred Chi Ken wings and say that guy must have money for this pussy LMFAO

Brilliant

shit

Fuck you Jackie

It's the "Belly over the belt, fingers greasy with chicken fat, flatulence, atrocious grammar, Bible quoting system".

How could any woman, let alone a stripper, resist that system? Practioners of Rick Dugan's "The System" and JS69's "Pay red-headed teens an exhorbidant amount of money" clearly have no chance against your full-on assault. I stand in awe! ;-)

LMFAO brilliant points

Floke?

Flhawk

LMAO juice's "system" is bringing $1K to the club. Brilliant.

SirLapdancealot, juicebox69's system is bringing 1000 Mexican pesos to the club.

I hear that he's planning a trip to Japan so he can bring back yen. I'm sure he is such an ace strip clubber that he'll have a brilliant time on 1000 JPY! ;)

He smiles a lot. That's it. That's his system.

I heard that juicebox69 once brought $10 in Monopoly money to the club and he managed to get anal in the champagne room!

Of course, the stripper put on a strap on and fucked him, but it was still anal! ;)

Juice's "system" is to threaten strippers with his farts until they will do anything to keep him from it. AKA "Juicehole Syndrome".

LMFAO.. I am a jolly fellow

Lord willing I see shadows age I'll literally look like Santa Claus

Hoo Ho hoooo

Panty Claws

Lol

Old Saint Dick

Since I've lowered my volume on clubs ... it's so much fun to fucking go ham with a grand

Girls treat you so much different

They start talking ITC Or OTC much faster

What is your system?

Please pm me details Juice