So it sounds like I have a system

20 comments

• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  You eat all the chackin and get lap dances. That’s your system.
  
  Hey it’s better than SJGs system. He just tries to kidnap them and duct tape them in the trunk of his moms Buick.
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  That's why all the girls floke to me... they see a table of two hundred Chi Ken wings and say that guy must have money for this pussy LMFAO
  
  Brilliant
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  shit
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Fuck you Jackie
• ATACdawg

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  6 years ago

  It's the "Belly over the belt, fingers greasy with chicken fat, flatulence, atrocious grammar, Bible quoting system".
  
  How could any woman, let alone a stripper, resist that system? Practioners of Rick Dugan's "The System" and JS69's "Pay red-headed teens an exhorbidant amount of money" clearly have no chance against your full-on assault. I stand in awe! ;-)
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  LMFAO brilliant points
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  Floke?
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Flhawk
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  LMAO juice's "system" is bringing $1K to the club. Brilliant.
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  SirLapdancealot, juicebox69's system is bringing 1000 Mexican pesos to the club.
  
  I hear that he's planning a trip to Japan so he can bring back yen. I'm sure he is such an ace strip clubber that he'll have a brilliant time on 1000 JPY! ;)
• GACA

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  6 years ago

  He smiles a lot. That's it. That's his system.
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  I heard that juicebox69 once brought $10 in Monopoly money to the club and he managed to get anal in the champagne room!
  
  Of course, the stripper put on a strap on and fucked him, but it was still anal! ;)
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  Juice's "system" is to threaten strippers with his farts until they will do anything to keep him from it. AKA "Juicehole Syndrome".
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  LMFAO.. I am a jolly fellow
  
  Lord willing I see shadows age I'll literally look like Santa Claus
  
  Hoo Ho hoooo
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  Panty Claws
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Lol
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Old Saint Dick
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Since I've lowered my volume on clubs ... it's so much fun to fucking go ham with a grand
  
  Girls treat you so much different
  
  They start talking ITC Or OTC much faster
• Chilli_Powdurr

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  6 years ago

  What is your system?
• Chilli_Powdurr

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  6 years ago

  Please pm me details Juice