What i picture some of you broke older guys look like lol

Here's Juice on his way to the club:

LMFAO

Fuck you Jackie

Lol

Lol

Imagine that guy, but wearing a wife beater with Cheetos stains and sweat pants with a hole in front and his wrinkly dick hanging out.

On second though, don't imagine that. That image kind of non-brilliant.

Now I need to think of the real MackTruck, who is a sexy 19-year old Ukrainian girl trolling us by pretending to be a shit truck driver! ;)

Thank god im not a broke older guy;)

LMFAO

i don't have a metal detector.

can't afford one.

twentyfive, does that mean you wear a designer track suit with Bordelaise sauce stains and a hole in the crotch?

And why do you eat Cheetos au Bordelaise? That's kind of non-brilliant!

^ You obviously have me confused with some other old broke guy here is my photo up to date and unretouched. cdn.cnn.com

Isn't that Countryman5434? Did he find enough change to make it to TJ?

Sadly, the metal detector won’t help him find singles.

I hope that I never end up trolling the beach for change. It simply looks desperate.

What do you mean, broke? I bought that top line metal detector just for the thrill of finding old pennies, bottle caps, beer cans, and ither such treasures. It's a visible manifestation of my membership in the $350K class! ;-)