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NJBallaNew York

Just found a girl Ive spent hundred on via match.com. Funny thing is she says shes loves white cock when she's with me, but is only interested in Native American. Is this a typo?

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shailynn

GACA can best answer this question.

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GACA

It's Not a typo...

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K

her match.com profile is probably for a LTR and not just sex so she has different preferences. She may be lying to you. She may love White cock and native American as well. Loving one does not mean not loving the other.
Have you considered the role play possibilities ? Can you play the part of a native american?

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GACA

Little known fact but Native American have the biggest dicks on average than the rest of the population.

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Musterd21

You have to be careful I met my 2nd wife on line.

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twentyfive

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”

“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".

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shailynn

“Little known fact but Native American have the biggest dicks on average than the rest of the population.”

Betcha guys didn’t know my nickname is “Chief Cmoniwannalayu”

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GACA

@25 yup that funny joke is where I got my data from... Lmao

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twentyfive

I figured that so I let them see the Wiki page:)

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flagooner

Dancers don't really like big dicks. I've had a few tell me that.

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twentyfive

^Hey bro, if that's what you want to hear she'll say that to you.:)

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Cashman1234

That’s a great joke - lol! I’m not sure how he could pull off all three of those nationalities at once - but it could be fun trying!

In terms of the op’s question - it’s possible she likes both white and Native American cock. Hopefully not at the same time - or in the same hole at the same time!

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Papi_Chulo

Never met a woman that preferred white-dick and was sincere about it - why prefer an inferior product

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Papi_Chulo

^ I take that back - maybe if she's Asian she prefers white-dick

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flagooner

Just a bunch of fucking racist bastards on this board.

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twentyfive

^ Just those damn Cubans drinking espresso.

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Cashman1234

It’s so wrong to make such blanket statements about certain races and ethnicities! What’s next - a porn website with black guys with big cocks - destroying white girls holes? Omg - the horror!

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GACA

Welp we all know how I feel about white girls who claim they only do white dick, usually it's the only dick they won't do ...

Filthy fuck slut, gawd I love them so much. I wanna marry their disgusting misguided rebellious slut asses.

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GACA

I just LDK'd myself.

Definitely going to the club tonight :)

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Smalltowncpl

I have a huge dick. Dancers saw "oh it's so big" all the time.

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NJBalla

@K , im planning to come to the club next week wearing an authentic indian headress. I bet if it includes 10 feathers ill get a handshake, but if I can include 20 feathers maybe ill get a DFK and FIV too.

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GACA

Wondering if I am the only guy who gets told by dancer's that they have definitely seen way bigger dicks than mine before...

What does that mean?

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Cashman1234

Nice avatar NJBalla - Christian Bale in American Psycho - excellent choice!

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twentyfive

^Your future wife is a size queen;)

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K

Njballa
What club and what night? I will be there if i can.

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NJBalla

@K Will let you know, my amazon delivery guy likes to steal my packages. Might be next week

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NJBalla

@thanks Cashman, I like to listen to huey and the news in the LD room

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anthony6613

Great joke 25

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ATACdawg

What is with this dick fixation! I thought all the guys on this site were manly men! ;-)

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