The biggest Compliment from a dancer
Studme53
Pennsylvania
Guys - do you like it when the dancer compliments or comments about how big your Johnson is during a lap dance? I personally love it, even though (maybe because) I'm really average.
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One time when I got that line I basically rolled my eyes and sarcastically said, "really?" We both laughed. That was her last dance though.
* jackslash goes to strip clubs to watch TV since he doesn’t have cable / Juice goes for the food / crazyjoe goes to use the shitter and talk to the bathroom troll / GACA goes looking for a new wife / everyone goes to a strip club for fantasies
Do dancers really do this? Just find something to genuinely say. Whenever I say “has anyone ever told you that...” the customer will nod cause they already knew.
That being said I’ve heard Trojan’s XL’s condoms aren’t actually XL
“Oh fuck me hard with that big dick!” Of course - it’s not always easy to understand what’s being said due to the loud music and heavy accent.
"No. No. Too beaucoup! Too beaucoup!"
"Me so horn-yyy"
Make Cash and I splooge early.
I’m getting very beaucoup in my pants imagining NiceSpice saying that - and “meee soo hony!”
@cashman lol
Is that a more subtle take on the, "I'm not racist, I have a good friend who is a negro." line?
For example, sometimes people on here complain about how much white girls charge, but that’s because they appeal most easily to white men, who tend to have more money and are happy to pay them their price.
@ NiceSpice--In that case I am apparently confused as I am so white bread it is scary, seriously, I burn when I sit near a lamp and I am Scots/Irish/British descent, had red hair before it left for my lower back and I love Asian, Hispanic or AA women. My wife was Italian/AA. Actually, for me, it is dark hair, dark eyes and lovely caramel or toast skin. Not a fan of blonde or red head at all and white skin like mine is an anathema.
Plus race isn’t the only way to be relatable to someone.
I don't like a dancer telling me she is wet, or she is so horny, or any kind of stuff that's easy (or sometimes SO obvious) to lie about. I DO appreciate her taking my hand and showing me that she really is wet. Or if she initiates DFK then that's better then saying she's horny . The dancer initiating DFK has only happened twice out of tons of dances/VIPs.
I rather them just say genuine stuff like nicespice says. Even if it's vague and not much, at least it's realistic. That fake moaning and overdone SS is a serious turn off to me. Just give me a good dance, a smile or seductive luck while you're doing it would be great, and let me get some cool mileage.
My CF now, when it gets down to the dances for the most part she's silent but her ass and tits are doing the 'talking' that I care about.