Customs
Countryman5434
I entered the dragon and was never the same
So what do you tell customs when they ask why are you going to mexico the truth? How about when us customs say what are you bringing back from mexico you say i hope nothing lol. Just curious what you tj mongers say to customs if they ask
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I would say I was just at the strip club.. They interpreted just as "only" while it really meant recently.
As for coming back to the US after an evening or week of debauchery in TJ, if nothing else here are some options: "culture exchange with the putas", "just bringing back herpes, nothing more", "looking for a wife", or any other countless options.
Food and drink.
If you can’t be nice or want to be the quitesential ugly American better you just stay home.
US customs tends to lack a sense of humor, so: "i hope nothing lol" might get a response like, WELL WHAT *MIGHT* YOU HAVE WITH YOU??? DID YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES WHILE YOU WERE IN MEXICO???"
Probably better to say: I'm not bringing back anything.
If I do say a destination it's usually "The Moon" or The South Pole"