A man was sitting alone at home when there was a knock at the door. Opening the door he found two police officers. One officer asked if he was married, the man said he was. Officer asked to see a photo of his wife, the man brought one to the door.
The two officers consulted quietly while studying the photograph, then an officer says "I'm sorry to tell you this, sir, but it looks like your wife was run over by a truck".
The man replies, "Yeah, but she has a wonderful personality and she's a great cook".
Lol! That’s brutal - but hilarious!