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Best bumper sticker

hoarker
Washington
Awhile ago I was following a car that had one of those ribbon shaped decals like the Support Our Troops. When I got closer, I saw that it read “Support Road Head”

I laughed for a week.

18 comments

  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    There was one floating around for a while that said> My child made inmate of the month at Glades Correctional Facility<
  • shadowcat
    6 years ago
    "Honk if you're horny"
  • MackTruck
    6 years ago
    Horn broken, watch for middle finget
  • azrookie
    6 years ago
    Here are two that caught my eye. Both were on cars driven by attractive young ladies.
    If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.
    Nice truck. Sorry about the size of your penis.
  • April9424
    6 years ago
    I used to have a rainbow one that said “I’m so gay I can’t even drive straight”
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    Hillary for Prison 2016

    Make America Great Again

  • mcorle1
    6 years ago
    From the other political side, also from 2016

    OMG GOP WTF
  • mcorle1
    6 years ago
    But the funniest was a ribbon shaped decal that said, "Support Our Magnet Manufacturers"
  • eyeofodin
    6 years ago
    On a one ton pickup. "I self identify as a Prius"
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    I saw a license plate with the letters - FOPEC - it was on a BMW electric car. Not a bumper sticker - but still kinda funny.
  • knight_errant
    6 years ago
    "Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy"

    (Nixon)
  • Uprightcitizen
    6 years ago
    "Jesus is my co-pilot...and we are cruising for pussy"
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    Back in the 80s when bumper-stickers seemed more popular I had that said "Looking for love but settle for sex"
  • shailynn
    6 years ago
    Out on the road today I saw a deahead sticker on a Cadillac.
  • Array
    6 years ago
    “Sometimes I go topless” on a convertible driven by one very hot babe.
  • jaredlucas
    6 years ago
    I saw God ... She was black
  • Htxx
    6 years ago
    My kid can kick the shit out of your honor student. Taylor Michigan
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