Best bumper sticker

There was one floating around for a while that said> My child made inmate of the month at Glades Correctional Facility<

"Honk if you're horny"

Horn broken, watch for middle finget

Here are two that caught my eye. Both were on cars driven by attractive young ladies.
If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.
Nice truck. Sorry about the size of your penis.

I used to have a rainbow one that said “I’m so gay I can’t even drive straight”

Hillary for Prison 2016

Make America Great Again

From the other political side, also from 2016

OMG GOP WTF

But the funniest was a ribbon shaped decal that said, "Support Our Magnet Manufacturers"

On a one ton pickup. "I self identify as a Prius"

I saw a license plate with the letters - FOPEC - it was on a BMW electric car. Not a bumper sticker - but still kinda funny.

"Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy"

(Nixon)

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SJG

"Jesus is my co-pilot...and we are cruising for pussy"

Back in the 80s when bumper-stickers seemed more popular I had that said "Looking for love but settle for sex"

Out on the road today I saw a deahead sticker on a Cadillac.

“Sometimes I go topless” on a convertible driven by one very hot babe.

I saw God ... She was black

My kid can kick the shit out of your honor student. Taylor Michigan