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Best bumper sticker

hoarker

Washington

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

Awhile ago I was following a car that had one of those ribbon shaped decals like the Support Our Troops. When I got closer, I saw that it read “Support Road Head”

I laughed for a week.

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twentyfive

There was one floating around for a while that said> My child made inmate of the month at Glades Correctional Facility<

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shadowcat

"Honk if you're horny"

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MackTruck

Horn broken, watch for middle finget

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azrookie

Here are two that caught my eye. Both were on cars driven by attractive young ladies.
If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair. Nice truck. Sorry about the size of your penis.

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April9424

I used to have a rainbow one that said “I’m so gay I can’t even drive straight”

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flagooner

Hillary for Prison 2016

Make America Great Again

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mcorle1

From the other political side, also from 2016

OMG GOP WTF

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mcorle1

But the funniest was a ribbon shaped decal that said, "Support Our Magnet Manufacturers"

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eyeofodin

On a one ton pickup. "I self identify as a Prius"

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Cashman1234

I saw a license plate with the letters - FOPEC - it was on a BMW electric car. Not a bumper sticker - but still kinda funny.

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knight_errant

"Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy"

(Nixon)

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san_jose_guy

SJG

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Uprightcitizen

"Jesus is my co-pilot...and we are cruising for pussy"

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Papi_Chulo

Back in the 80s when bumper-stickers seemed more popular I had that said "Looking for love but settle for sex"

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shailynn

Out on the road today I saw a deahead sticker on a Cadillac.

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Array

“Sometimes I go topless” on a convertible driven by one very hot babe.

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jaredlucas

I saw God ... She was black

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Htxx

My kid can kick the shit out of your honor student. Taylor Michigan

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