Best bumper sticker

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hoarker
Awhile ago I was following a car that had one of those ribbon shaped decals like the Support Our Troops. When I got closer, I saw that it read “Support Road Head”

I laughed for a week.

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twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
7 years ago
There was one floating around for a while that said> My child made inmate of the month at Glades Correctional Facility<
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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
7 years ago
"Honk if you're horny"
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MackTruck
God Bless Dancers
7 years ago
Horn broken, watch for middle finget
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azrookie
Arizona
7 years ago
Here are two that caught my eye. Both were on cars driven by attractive young ladies.
If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.
Nice truck. Sorry about the size of your penis.
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April9424
Everywhere
7 years ago
I used to have a rainbow one that said “I’m so gay I can’t even drive straight”
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flagooner
Everything written by this member is a fact.
7 years ago
Hillary for Prison 2016

Make America Great Again

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mcorle1
Because boobies
7 years ago
From the other political side, also from 2016

OMG GOP WTF
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mcorle1
Because boobies
7 years ago
But the funniest was a ribbon shaped decal that said, "Support Our Magnet Manufacturers"
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eyeofodin
Michigan
7 years ago
On a one ton pickup. "I self identify as a Prius"
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Cashman1234
He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
7 years ago
I saw a license plate with the letters - FOPEC - it was on a BMW electric car. Not a bumper sticker - but still kinda funny.
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knight_errant
New Jersey
7 years ago
"Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy"

(Nixon)
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Uprightcitizen
Michigan
7 years ago
"Jesus is my co-pilot...and we are cruising for pussy"
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Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
7 years ago
Back in the 80s when bumper-stickers seemed more popular I had that said "Looking for love but settle for sex"
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shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
7 years ago
Out on the road today I saw a deahead sticker on a Cadillac.
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Array
Pennsylvania
7 years ago
“Sometimes I go topless” on a convertible driven by one very hot babe.
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jaredlucas
Arizona
7 years ago
I saw God ... She was black
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Htxx
7 years ago
My kid can kick the shit out of your honor student. Taylor Michigan
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