Ive always wondered..
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
What strip clubs near the ghetto = "inner city" and projects are like...lol. interested in hearing ur experiences if u have any
-before any dumbass or delusional prick comments nehatively, im offerring to Skype for ten mins for anyone who wants to know if im "real" lmao smh.
-before any dumbass or delusional prick comments nehatively, im offerring to Skype for ten mins for anyone who wants to know if im "real" lmao smh.
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And a lot of strip clubs are like that, they're not particularly special.
They are served two meals per day, breakfast and dinner. This is covered by their payment of $5 - $15 a month.
Breakfast usually consists of biscuits n gravy or grits with a side of eggs, and chicken and waffles as a specialty on the weekends. Dinner usually consists of each girl getting one piece of fried chicken, fried catfish, or a pork chop, depending on the day, and two sides. The sides are usually alternating between baked Mac n cheese, yams, black eyed peas, mashed potatoes and gravy, dressing, potato salad, and of course collard greens.
Lunch is not commonly served but Ramen Noodles are heavily stocked so girls can heat those up by themselves if breakfast didn't fill them up.
Things can get tough near the end of the month when the Projects Club Owners' SSI checks are running dry, so at the end of the month the meals usually all consist of pig's feet or chitterlings accompanied by a side of lard.
They get free koolaid with every meal, because it is the projects. Henessey and Ciroc are available any time after 12pm for just 25 cents a shot. The girls usually mix that with the koolaid for a nice Projects Cocktail.
Their showers are limited to 5 minutes per girl. Sometimes the girls have to shower together to preserve water and heat, but they don't mind, because it's the projects. They each get one towel that has to last them typically two weeks, so they are shit out of luck if they lose it or get it dirty, because then they are fined $1 for a new one. They are given one cotton blanket and pillow to last them two weeks as well. They do their own laundry, and sing the same jolly songs that I mentioned earlier to make the laundry process fun. They also have to clean to earn their keep, and they sing while they do that as well.
Yes, girl. Only the ones in the projects though, since projects are government funded. Everyone becomes a family in these situations. It's hard not to when you sleep, eat, and shower together. This creates a bond between the girls as they exchange stories at night of their experiences living in the ghetto. There is of course a housemom, sometimes two, who live in the Projects Club as well and alternate shifts. Their names are usually Mammie, Boss-Lady, or Ms. Hannigan. They keep the girls in check if they get out of line. They usually don't, though, because everyone is always happy in the projects.
They audition on stage, and if they pass the audition, they are taken upstairs to one of the Project Stripper Bedrooms. Since they are new, their room and board fee starts at $5/month. So, the current housemom rounds up 3 of the top earning girls, gives them $5 in quarters and they drop the quarters on the ground. The newbie then must pick each of the 20 quarters up off the ground while the 3 top earners beat her. If she is able to collect all the quarters despite the beating, she has earned respect and is welcomed into the happy home and gets her first month free and a pack of Ramen Noodles.
That's just how we do things in the projects. Why ask about it if you're not going to listen?
Wait, never mind. In my swooning state, I’d forgotten for a moment that I was snipped.
They are "exempt" from taxes and utilities and are provided public defenders when necessary. The leases are typically $1 annually to comply with federal zoning regulations.
The owners do have to pay for the Hennessey (wholesale with no taxes), insurance premiums (but those are heavily subsidized under the Affordable Projects Stripclub Insurance provision on page 937 of Obamacare), and under the table pimp payoffs.
Fortunately the program is well regulated so corruption is confined to South Chicago.
Then they take to back rooms. In some clubs, they don't even bother with back rooms. They just go to couches in darkened corners to finish what they have started.
SJG
Nicole1994, did you get the information you were asking for?