Movie theater ticket vs one lap dance

FTS
While weighing the options of seeing Deadpool 2, or going to the SC, in my mind, it dawned on me that a movie ticket is $7-10 and gets you a 1.5 - 2 hr movie, while a lap dance can cost 2 to 4 times as much and last only 1/20th the time. But as guys, I bet a lot of us would have to think about it for a few seconds.

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DrunkPraetorian
6 years ago
What would Deadpool do ?
FTS
6 years ago
LMAO. That’s a tough one. Knows a lot of pop culture but is also a complete horn dog.

He’d watch the movie, then go to the club, get a lap dance, strike a deal with the dancer in order to finance the lap dance, and ends up in a relationship with said dancer.
chessmaster
6 years ago
Deadpool.
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Buying dances is a chumps game!

But starting with a front room makeout session and ending up spending nights with the girl you like regularly is great.

SJG
Warrior15
6 years ago
Deadpool 2 is great. Why does it have to be one or the other ? Go see the movie, then go have a lap dance after. Deadpool's girlfriend is hot.
shailynn
6 years ago
I went at saw Deadpool 2 last thursday...by myself.... kinda pathetic but I was on the road with nothing else to do and had to get up early the next day. I went to the 4:30 matinee lol!

It was good, but not as good as the first one IMO, but sequels usually never are as good as the first.
rh48hr
6 years ago
Shailynn -I went by myself as well to see Deadpool too. Without a gf, I go to movies by myself all the time. No shame for me. Most of the time I'll take my kids with me, but Deadpool is not a kids movie.

For me I think you can do both, but if I can only do one or the other it would depend on the movie. I'd take Deadpool or Avengers over the SC. But I'd take the SC over most other movies.
samsung1
6 years ago
Anyone use the moviepass app?
Cashman1234
6 years ago
Why not text a stripper - see if she’s down for a (paid) movie date - and take her to see the movie?

Depending on the stripper - it could be a very naughty time! You could do the popcorn trick - or just have her suck your cock during the movie.

It would be more expensive - and you might not remember much of the movie - but it would be an experience!
Cashman1234
6 years ago
Off topic - the girl in your avatar Lily Chey is gorgeous and very sexy! She’s amazing with those glasses on too.
shadowcat
6 years ago
I haven't been to a movie theater since 1988. Hate them but I do like watching movies at home.
ATACdawg
6 years ago
Well, maybe you can get a movie only for that price, but if you also get a large soda, popccorn and maybe some Junior Mints, you'll have to take out a mortgage.......
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