Anybody here a pastor/priest?

I'd bet 50 bucks that there's at least one hypocritical motherfuckin' pastor on this site.

If not, anybody know a pastor who goes to the strip club? Once I get over the hypocrisy, I think that would be pretty fuckin' funny to see my old pastor in a strip club.

18 comments

  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    Would a Rabbi be cool?
  • FTS
    6 years ago
    ^^ depends on his view of זָנָה
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    ^very clever
  • shailynn
    6 years ago
    Aren’t they more into little boys than strippers?
  • shadowcat
    6 years ago
    If there is I'd have to bet that he is a Southern Baptist.
  • FTS
    6 years ago
    Maybe another good question is “how many dancers have a Father as a father?” Ha!
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    There's BrotherFoghorn
  • Lone_Wolf
    6 years ago
    Not sure going to a sc would be considered a sin.
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    How many angels can strip on the head of a pin.
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    It would be amusing to find out if any members are pastors or priests. I could see a visit to a club being fine. A visit to VIP would be questionable. Again - who am I to judge?
  • BrotherFogHorn
    6 years ago
    Yes, pick me, pick me
  • san_jose_guy
    6 years ago
    I met a local pastor going into an AMP / AAMP. He said he was going to the dentist, but the dentists off ice was closed as it was Thanksgiving.

    SJG
  • gawker
    6 years ago
    I have a nephew who is a pastor. His church is a small non-denominational bible thumping right wing, strict interpretation bible studying group. When his sister got married there was a stag party for the groom and a group of us went to one of the Providence clubs after the party. He was a passenger so ended up there. I asked him if it was a problem and he said no. Then wisecracked about Jesus saving a whore, he he he. He wanted out fast so we left after 2 dancers and he was relieved.
    Obviously I’m the black sheep of the family.
  • shailynn
    6 years ago
    I think all of us here are the black sheep of all of our families!
  • FTS
    6 years ago
    @gawker, I am from a New England state, so I know exactly how fundamental and "literal" a non-denominational church can be. (my parents believe a talking snake convinced a woman to eat a piece of fruit and that's why we die when we get old).
  • joc13
    6 years ago
    I'm an ordained elder in the Presbyterian Church and used to teach HS Sunday School classes. Is that close enough?
  • ATACdawg
    6 years ago
    Ditto for me, joc. People just don't appreciate the benefits of being Presbyterian! ;-)
  • georgmicrodong
    6 years ago
    @shailynn: “I think all of us here are the black sheep of all of our families!”

    Actually, I’m the *good* one. Most of my family are scam artists from way back. My mom and dad, along with members of both their families, made a good living fleecing stupid rich people. My brother has sold and used more different types of drugs than most of us even know exist.

    I am a paragon of virtue compared to most of them.
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