In my quest to ldk ove been shopping for soft, loose shorts. I walk up and feel the material on the inside, check the zipper area of there is a zipper or other opening, ensure no rough or hard spots, etc.
Sometimes if I feel soft, very large and loose shorts, I imagine them getting rubbed on and easily reached into as a dancer walks up and unprompted molests me while I was watching the stage, or imagine how soft and luxurious and good it would feel to have someone dance and grind on those pants, and I get turned on.
Well this has gone on for weeks and now I am suddenly in the worrying position of finding myself turned on and hardening when j walm up and feel very soft in sides of pants or shorts at stores.
I am concerned my quest to ldk has warped me into attraction to shirts themselves.
Has anyone else gone through this? LDK? Please help
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I haven't gotten hard over it but it is pleasing to think about when shopping. And what are the best shorts these days? Are folks still looking at basketball shorts?
It’s like the “Jizz in my Pants” song! “I just touched some shorts..and I jizzed in my pants”
For me it was But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle 3.
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
To be fair, you were flirting a lot!
I just ate a grape.
Do you know what I am saying?
Buying dances is a chumps game, and paying money for ejaculation services is merely exacerbating your own already severe state of sexual frustration.
SJG
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What if I bought a dance as a parlay into having a third child and a forever girl? I haven't had any sexual frustration since the site launch of Pornhub.
^^^^ you are too far gone to even respond to.
SJG
That's what my male camel's pet honey badger said. :-)
I bet that camel humps good! ;-)
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