Help - turned on by soft shorts

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In my quest to ldk ove been shopping for soft, loose shorts. I walk up and feel the material on the inside, check the zipper area of there is a zipper or other opening, ensure no rough or hard spots, etc.

Sometimes if I feel soft, very large and loose shorts, I imagine them getting rubbed on and easily reached into as a dancer walks up and unprompted molests me while I was watching the stage, or imagine how soft and luxurious and good it would feel to have someone dance and grind on those pants, and I get turned on.

Well this has gone on for weeks and now I am suddenly in the worrying position of finding myself turned on and hardening when j walm up and feel very soft in sides of pants or shorts at stores.

I am concerned my quest to ldk has warped me into attraction to shirts themselves.

Has anyone else gone through this? LDK? Please help

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bman77
7 years ago
I haven't gotten hard over it but it is pleasing to think about when shopping. And what are the best shorts these days? Are folks still looking at basketball shorts?
Bj99
7 years ago
It’s like the “Jizz in my Pants” song! “I just touched some shorts..and I jizzed in my pants”
ppwh
7 years ago
> It’s like the “Jizz in my Pants” song! “I just touched some shorts..and I jizzed in my pants”

For me it was But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle 3.

And now I'm posed in an awkward stance

To be fair, you were flirting a lot!
ppwh
7 years ago
I just ate a grape.

Do you know what I am saying?
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Buying dances is a chumps game, and paying money for ejaculation services is merely exacerbating your own already severe state of sexual frustration.

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ppwh
7 years ago
> Buying dances is a chumps game, and paying money for ejaculation services is merely exacerbating your own already severe state of sexual frustration.

What if I bought a dance as a parlay into having a third child and a forever girl? I haven't had any sexual frustration since the site launch of Pornhub.
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^ you are too far gone to even respond to.

SJG
ppwh
7 years ago
> you are too far gone to even respond to.

That's what my male camel's pet honey badger said. :-)
ATACdawg
7 years ago
I bet that camel humps good! ;-)
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