This is a pet peeve of mine in clubs. Where I live, smoking is allowed in the local clubs. Now I can tolerate cigarette smoke, especially in places with high ceilings and good ventilation. But every once in a while I'll come across some shithead who lights up some shitty smelling cigar. The smoke from those things is heavier and stinkier than regular cigarette smoke and creates a miasma that extends 10+ feet in every direction from the dipshit who decides to impose that horrible smell upon everyone else.
I had one of these fucking retards two seats down from me the other night and I nearly got up and jammed that fucking cigar down his throat. Form there I might have rammed his head into the bar a few times just to make sure it stayed down. At the very least, he could have had the decency to move to a table set away from others while he smoked that shit stick, which he probably bought for $1 from the local convenience store on his way to the club.
I’d like to see you try to jam my cigar down my throat, that would be your last act as a free man, with the ability to walk. Why didn’t you get up and move to another area fucktard.