Lurking here, I find myself wondering what my fellow PLs are like. If you are so inclined, please post a description of yourself making an effort to be truthful. Me: white 40-something, 6'4" 225 pounds with short hair and trimmed beard/whiskers.
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Lurking here, I find myself wondering what my fellow PLs are like. If you are so inclined, please post a description of yourself making an effort to be truthful. Me: white 40-something, 6'4" 225 pounds with short hair and trimmed beard/whiskers.
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89 years old, 3'4" height, 520 lbs, white hair, white beard 6' long, no teeth.
I had you two pegged.
Me single white male. 39 to 40ish look and fit. A bit muscular. Seeking attractive females and a new job. Saw a homeless girl at Walmart parking lot 2 weeks in a row and thought she looked better than some strippers I've seen working in strip clubs. Face was only average though. Legs looked decent. She was wearing shorts. Makes me wonder if she was really homeless or just standing around trying to get free handouts.
I was thinking if I wanted to take her home, she might be easy. Problem would be getting her to leave. I'd rather pick up girls from a strip club rather than a street corner.
Me: 72 years old, white, 6'1", 220 lbs.,balding, started getting flabby a couple of years ago but still vigorous, thick 10" dick.
39 years old, white, 3'9", 80 lbs., brown hair, 2.5" dick when fully erect
Used my photo for my avatar... the rest you can't see is just as hot.
i am way too old. and much too much of a beer belly. and a tiny dick.
Why do you care? Are you going to put this info to use in your masturbating fantasies?
BTW, OP, you're a fucking weirdo.
No.
Weirdo: aren't we all here? Masturbation fantasies: that's covered by internet porn.
@flagooner maybe the OP has daddy issues be nice.
I've got the physique of a golf flag - tall and skinny - with a big nose. Yeah I get lots of offers from the ladies!
For a SC site, some of you are way too homo oriented IJS
Strange how few people took this thread seriously. I'm 35 years old, and I'm also 6'4". I'm close to 300 lbs, but I have long legs, long arms, kind of a narrow face, so I don't look nearly as fat as I really am. No one but my doctor ever tells me that I need to drop a few pounds, but I'm in the process of losing weight anyway right now. I don't know, I guess I carry it well. I'm kinda built like Vince Vaughn back when he was letting himself go. I'm white, wear glasses, no facial hair, but always seem to have some sexy stubble ;) I get my fair share of stripper shit about how good looking they think I am. It's great for the ego boost.
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