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• FTS

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  7 years ago

  89 years old, 3'4" height, 520 lbs, white hair, white beard 6' long, no teeth.
• TXbananas

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  7 years ago

  I had you two pegged.
• Rick999

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  7 years ago

  Me single white male. 39 to 40ish look and fit. A bit muscular. Seeking attractive females and a new job. Saw a homeless girl at Walmart parking lot 2 weeks in a row and thought she looked better than some strippers I've seen working in strip clubs. Face was only average though. Legs looked decent. She was wearing shorts. Makes me wonder if she was really homeless or just standing around trying to get free handouts.
• Rick999

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  7 years ago

  I was thinking if I wanted to take her home, she might be easy. Problem would be getting her to leave. I'd rather pick up girls from a strip club rather than a street corner.
• gawker

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  7 years ago

  Me: 72 years old, white, 6'1", 220 lbs.,balding, started getting flabby a couple of years ago but still vigorous, thick 10" dick.
• ShortyStubbs

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  7 years ago

  39 years old, white, 3'9", 80 lbs., brown hair, 2.5" dick when fully erect
• bubba267

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  7 years ago

  Used my photo for my avatar... the rest you can't see is just as hot.
• Jascoi

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  7 years ago

  i am way too old. and much too much of a beer belly. and a tiny dick.
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  I wield a 6" sword called Lesbian's Bane.
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Why do you care? Are you going to put this info to use in your masturbating fantasies?
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  BTW, OP, you're a fucking weirdo.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  7 years ago

  No.
• TXbananas

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  7 years ago

  Weirdo: aren't we all here? Masturbation fantasies: that's covered by internet porn.
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  @flagooner maybe the OP has daddy issues be nice.
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  I've got the physique of a golf flag - tall and skinny - with a big nose. Yeah I get lots of offers from the ladies!
• TXbananas

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  7 years ago

  For a SC site, some of you are way too homo oriented IJS
• BurlingtonHoFactory

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  7 years ago

  Strange how few people took this thread seriously. I'm 35 years old, and I'm also 6'4". I'm close to 300 lbs, but I have long legs, long arms, kind of a narrow face, so I don't look nearly as fat as I really am. No one but my doctor ever tells me that I need to drop a few pounds, but I'm in the process of losing weight anyway right now. I don't know, I guess I carry it well. I'm kinda built like Vince Vaughn back when he was letting himself go. I'm white, wear glasses, no facial hair, but always seem to have some sexy stubble ;) I get my fair share of stripper shit about how good looking they think I am. It's great for the ego boost.