Yes. In order to not be a PL, you have to move in with her, play Xbox, smoke weed, and pretend not to notice the dick breath when she gets home. Once you have accomplished this, you level up from Pathetic Loser to Loser.
In the interest of full disclosure, my ATF is in a lesbian relationship in her regular life. I never noticed any vagina breath, and wouldn't have minded if I had.
@BJ,
That's a trick question because strippers rarely kiss PLs.
For those rare occasions, PLs carry Binaca and insist she uses it before following through.
@Bj99, There are three main options: 1) give her dickbreath 2) pretend not to notice it, or 3) make a deal with her to come straight over after her VIP to snowball the last guy's stuff
Yep, you're still a PL -- but you're having a great time!
Um, unless you yourself have a vagina, isn't it you that's giving *her* DATY?
@ppwh: Your 3 options cracked me up, especially the third. A BJ-friendly favorite of mine a couple of years ago told me about snowballing, though we didn't actually do it.
@ppwh (again): Your description of a stripper's boyfriend -- "you have to move in with her, play Xbox, smoke weed, and pretend not to notice the dick breath when she gets home" -- applies in an uncannily exact manner to my ATF's ex-boyfriend (whom she had just left) at the time I was spending many nights at her place.
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