Philosophical question

Yes. In order to not be a PL, you have to move in with her, play Xbox, smoke weed, and pretend not to notice the dick breath when she gets home. Once you have accomplished this, you level up from Pathetic Loser to Loser.

So, if boyfriends pretend not to notice dick breath, what do pls do?

Yes, you are still a pl. Enjoy the time with your cf.

You are still paying to fuck a dancer - so pl is appropriate.

In the interest of full disclosure, my ATF is in a lesbian relationship in her regular life. I never noticed any vagina breath, and wouldn't have minded if I had.

I accept the verdict of my peers. I am still a PL.

@BJ,

That's a trick question because strippers rarely kiss PLs.

For those rare occasions, PLs carry Binaca and insist she uses it before following through.

@flagooner I have made out with my ATF and several other dancers. I may be a PL, but I am a kissable PL.

Maybe my cold sores are to blame.

Did you use RickyBoy's The System to get this all lined up?

@sirlapdancealot I don't, but I never detected anything other than vagina flavor and fragrance.

Lol flag. That's a good point!

Not familiar with rickyboy's system, but i am interested.

@ppwh - lol

@ OP - yea, money changing hands = PL but you're a good one.

@Bj99, There are three main options: 1) give her dickbreath 2) pretend not to notice it, or 3) make a deal with her to come straight over after her VIP to snowball the last guy's stuff

Just for full disclosure, most strippers don't want to leave when they do free OTC with me, but I pay them to go away. Yes, that still makes me a PL.

i am soooooooo fucked.....

Yep, you're still a PL -- but you're having a great time!

Um, unless you yourself have a vagina, isn't it you that's giving her DATY?

@ppwh: Your 3 options cracked me up, especially the third. A BJ-friendly favorite of mine a couple of years ago told me about snowballing, though we didn't actually do it.

@ppwh (again): Your description of a stripper's boyfriend -- "you have to move in with her, play Xbox, smoke weed, and pretend not to notice the dick breath when she gets home" -- applies in an uncannily exact manner to my ATF's ex-boyfriend (whom she had just left) at the time I was spending many nights at her place.