You know you're a PL when...
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
...you use the ATM at the club.
...you use a credit card for house funny money at the club.
...you are on a first name basis with the bathroom attendant.
...the club lights come on and you're the last customer left in the building.
...you use a credit card for house funny money at the club.
...you are on a first name basis with the bathroom attendant.
...the club lights come on and you're the last customer left in the building.
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...you can't understand why this girl you paid $20 to rub her ass in your lap is not now returning you confession of undying love.
...dancer that you're not really into says "wanna dance?" Your response " absolutely "
... "Buy me a drink?" "but you haven't finished ...yeah sure"
I have done this several times
...you call the club to see who's working.
...you have pics of a stripper on your phone.
...you have a stripper in your phone contacts.
...you know a stripper's schedule better than she does.
probably one of the best ones.
...you know exactly when to show up to avoid the cover charge.
...the house always lets you in for free.
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...especially if you continue paying 2 yrs after she dumped you.
...you know about the broken spring spot on the VIP room couch.
...you've been seeing the same stain on the way to the VIP room couch for years.
...you have a special stain spot on the VIP room couch by your own making.
...you have flushed a condom down the club's toilet.
...you and your dancer both go to the bathroom after leaving the VIP room.
...you know all the other PLs' dancers at your club.
Lol lol lol! Lmfao!
It's hard when you're getting a lapper, lol.
-meat72
^You know you're a PL when you start trolling all the threads with the obsession of a stripper.
As the starter of this thread I would appreciate it if we kept it lighthearted and funny and not insult anybody except ourselves. Thanks in advance everybody.
Your comment about thinking it was clearly a troll makes me wonder if he is just boosting my popularity (or notoriety, however you look at it). The more he posts about me, the more attention I get. I'm not sure if his tiny little mind is capable of grasping that.
Since men on here typically embrace being a PL, I thought your first one was good... "uses the ATM at the club." I remember when I took my lesbian friend out to celebrate her birthday, a few of the girls with us were under 21 so we had to go to the 18+ clubs which at the time in the area were all urban/black clubs. The male customers there thought they were the shit throwing their money so I wanted to make it rain even more. I used the ATM several times that night, between two different clubs, and by the end of the night we were able to literally roll blunts at the stage and smoke so I was high and wasted and just handing stacks of money to my friend whose bday it was and the rest of the girls with us that night. I woke up the next morning hungover and checked my bank account and was like "holy shit, I feel like I've joined the club a lot of my customers are in!" So I'm a dancer and rarely a customer but I can relate to that PL moment. I've only been to a few clubs as a customer since then but I made a new rule, I never bring in plastic. Only what I'm willing to spend beforehand when I'm sober.
But if you really want to be pathetic, you should withdraw your limit, spend it in the club, then leave the club and go to a 24x7 grocery store to buy something so that you can do a credit card cash advance, go back to the club on the same night, and then spend all the cash advance money. All so that you can have a second LDK with a brand new 10 you discovered. True story.
You might be a PL if the bartender has your drink and normal change before you even walk to the bar.
You might be a PL if one of the dancers tries to make sure she is there whenever you visit.
You might be a PL if several of the dancers refer to you by your first name.
You might be a PL if 2 or more dancers in different cars say hi to you in a traffic jam on the interstate when you walk around.
You might be a PL if a hot dancer ever threatens to go to your work place and tell all your friends that you have a thing going on with her because you never told anyone about her.
The other reason not to flush condoms:
http://kron4.com/2017/04/12/massage-parl…