Ok, now I'm not one to post about other screen names, but I just can't help myself here.
A week ago, I ended up taking a long distance trip by car as opposed to plane, which is rare for me. During the trip, I ended up in a bathroom stall in a Country Pride restaurant near Asheville, NC, where I was relieving myself of some unwanted road food. Moments after I sat down, the door of the stall next to me banged open and shut and a guy quickly plopped down on the toilet and let loose a long liquidy shit. The dude was groaning in relief, like he was backed up and made it with no time to spare. I saw his ankle peaking out under the stall and it looked almost as thick as my neck.
For some reason, I couldn't help but wonder if the infamous juice was taking an epic shit in the stall next to mine.
Replies (27)Latest
Sorry, but I think you mistook that guy as Crazy Joe, not Juice.
Often happens Jim but it's highly possible as I tenner needing to take that Shit and a older well dressed man in the next stall was trying to sell me a copy of is book lol...maybe it was Rick
I later countered offered him for some bath room sex...let's just say what happens when tuscl members meet up stays between them
Needles to say I left without stress and a new book about the size of the Bible
^^^ Lmfao!
Indeed
LMFAO
I guess it wasn't juice that I encountered. When I left the bathroom, the guy I saw was still working out what must have been a real backup.
Juice, I think you might have fucked a Jehovah's Witnesses for a copy of his bible. Do say that, at the every least, you were the pitcher and not the catcher. ;)
Lol! Great story! You describe the experience with excellent detail. I hope (alleged) Juices watery shit didn't splash out and get on you!
Cash, fortunately the guy got his ass down on the toilet quick enough. With an ankle as big as the one I saw, I'm sure his ass was large enough to cover the entire seat and keep things contained.
But again, I don't think it was juice. It sounds like he was busy servicing a Jehovah's Witness in another bathroom to get a bible that he could have gotten for free if he just asked. ;)
Yeah Buddy..." Jehovah witness" we can call it that wink wink LMFAO
Glad you didn't get splashed with the residual effects of that mess.
Too bad it wasn't Juice on his royal throne - lol!
I had a royal flush LMFAO
Lmfao! That's fucking great!
Brilliant comedy, Rick & Juice! Thanks!
Fuck you Jackie
LMFAO
Sorry, Juice. It's after Labor Day so I can't wear my white 3-piece suit. You understand.
Well this confirms it. Rick Dugan is gay!
Rick Dugan is a faggit!
Rickyboy Dugan greases bathroom stall occupants! Lol...
LMFAO god damn right he does
His mouth is so soft and moist lol
Remember it's not gay if your getting sucked
But if your sucking your a complete faggots LMFAO
Somehow I suspect this a common occurrence in Country Pride restaurants.
LMFAO
Happens a shit load at the Moose Cafe
It's award winning southern cooking and the leader in homosexual behavior in the men's room
LMFAO sorry brother Vince
Hey vm! I found a clip of you too.
LMFAO
Lol! Vince....
But who's that doing the pitching? :P
Join the conversation
Sign in to reply to this discussion.