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Juice sighting?

rickdugan

Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer

Ok, now I'm not one to post about other screen names, but I just can't help myself here.

A week ago, I ended up taking a long distance trip by car as opposed to plane, which is rare for me. During the trip, I ended up in a bathroom stall in a Country Pride restaurant near Asheville, NC, where I was relieving myself of some unwanted road food. Moments after I sat down, the door of the stall next to me banged open and shut and a guy quickly plopped down on the toilet and let loose a long liquidy shit. The dude was groaning in relief, like he was backed up and made it with no time to spare. I saw his ankle peaking out under the stall and it looked almost as thick as my neck.

For some reason, I couldn't help but wonder if the infamous juice was taking an epic shit in the stall next to mine.