Tagline "You're Not the Only Loser Who Couldn't Get Laid in a Morgue"

Reminds me of a cartoon in a Hustler magazine back in the 70s or 80s. A janitor at a morgue is fucking a good-looking dead girl who's laying on a slab. He's looking to his right at a fellow janitor who's eating out another good-looking dead girl on a slab and says to him "You eat them out, too? You're sick."

Q. What's the difference between a dead stripper and jello?
A. Jello quivers when you eat it.

Dougster posts crap like this and then wonders why no one wants to have him around when they crack open a cold one (Beer, you sickos!!!)

Meh, the humor of this thread is Dead on Arrival.